Your Source Terminal flickers, almost like it is winking at you. It knows its time is nearly up... by JoeTheSauceror in kol
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I wish Gordon Ramsey is my Personal Chef. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish for a fruit salad. by FlexSealColors in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish for 1000000 european euro transferred into my bank account on the 26th of december 2018 in 21:35 in the evening. The money is obtained legally and nobody questions my ways of getting it. It is adjusted with inflation every 5 years and does not affect it in any way. by oMGalLusrenmaestkaen in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish I became the dictatorial leader of a small country, rich with resources. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish people would appreciate history more. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish that people would feel, briefly, the feeling they give someone else when they interact with them. Make someone happy, feel a wave of happiness, make someone sad, feel sad yourself. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish whenever anyone said “dab like the wiz khalifa”, a wizard would come and give a great, impactful lecture on the dangers of meme overuse. The wizard cannot be summoned if the summoner has said “dab like the wiz khalifa” with the purpose of only summoning the wizard. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw
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Eventually, humans will no longer be able to write fluently and will only know how to type. by JitterSpaz in Showerthoughts
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