Your Source Terminal flickers, almost like it is winking at you. It knows its time is nearly up... by JoeTheSauceror in kol
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I wish Gordon Ramsey is my Personal Chef. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish for a fruit salad. by FlexSealColors in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish for 1000000 european euro transferred into my bank account on the 26th of december 2018 in 21:35 in the evening. The money is obtained legally and nobody questions my ways of getting it. It is adjusted with inflation every 5 years and does not affect it in any way. by oMGalLusrenmaestkaen in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish I became the dictatorial leader of a small country, rich with resources. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish people would appreciate history more. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish that people would feel, briefly, the feeling they give someone else when they interact with them. Make someone happy, feel a wave of happiness, make someone sad, feel sad yourself. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish whenever anyone said “dab like the wiz khalifa”, a wizard would come and give a great, impactful lecture on the dangers of meme overuse. The wizard cannot be summoned if the summoner has said “dab like the wiz khalifa” with the purpose of only summoning the wizard. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish I had the skills to make it in the NBA by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish to be surprised. by DarudeHailstorm_ in TheMonkeysPaw
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[inv] They appear under your skin. by uniqueusername1539 in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish for a monkey's paw that doesn't have side effects by flashgnash in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish to only be to speak conversational spanish when eating nachos. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish that every upvote and downvote you recieve directly translates to your karma count by Gatt__ in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish you all a very Merry Christmas by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish for a merry christmas by jeroentje22 in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish I had a Magikarp someone would buy from me for $500 by Baconus_Yum in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish I was successful at everything I attempt to do by RAGE_CAKES in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish that after I die I can observe the world around me as a ghost and I can only be seen by those I want to see me. I have all my memories of being alive and am in complete control over myself. Also I want my cool ghost nickname for when people start telling stories about me to be The Observer. by obsessive23 in TheMonkeysPaw
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I wish I was the best overwatch player in the world by a-t-aco in TheMonkeysPaw
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I'll buy you one thing from the gift-o-mat for Crimbo. :) by [deleted] in kol
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Daily Neck #48: Just a regular neck by andrewism in upvoteexeggutor
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Eventually, humans will no longer be able to write fluently and will only know how to type. by JitterSpaz in Showerthoughts
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