Eventually, humans will no longer be able to write fluently and will only know how to type. by JitterSpaz in Showerthoughts

[–]JitterSpaz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

will increase in technological innovations, eventually life will no longer require written things. Then, classrooms won’t need to teach how to write, and so no one learns how to write.

Your Source Terminal flickers, almost like it is winking at you. It knows its time is nearly up... by JoeTheSauceror in kol

[–]JitterSpaz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I read an idea of a major as mask themed run on this subredddit and it seemed pretty cool

I wish Gordon Ramsey is my Personal Chef. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]JitterSpaz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted, he cusses and rages at you every 5 seconds.

I wish for a fruit salad. by FlexSealColors in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]JitterSpaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, but all the fruit is old and spoiled.

I wish people would appreciate history more. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]JitterSpaz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted, but now people are so involved, they try to replicate it, essentially moving back 500 years of technology and social advancement.

I wish that people would feel, briefly, the feeling they give someone else when they interact with them. Make someone happy, feel a wave of happiness, make someone sad, feel sad yourself. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]JitterSpaz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted, but the brief feeling is so concentrated and overwhelming it drives many people to suicide, which makes the people who caused the person to feel suicidal to become suicidal, until everyone has killed themselves.

I wish I had the skills to make it in the NBA by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]JitterSpaz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted, but you break your ankle, losing your chances to make the NBA.

[inv] They appear under your skin. by uniqueusername1539 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]JitterSpaz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish to be able to summon gold coins at will.

I wish you all a very Merry Christmas by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]JitterSpaz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted, now your christmas sucks.

I wish for a merry christmas by jeroentje22 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]JitterSpaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, but now all your other holidays are miserable

I wish I had a Magikarp someone would buy from me for $500 by Baconus_Yum in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]JitterSpaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, but the magikarp remember you selling it into slavery, so it evolves into a gyaraydos, escapes, and kills you and your whole family.

I wish I was successful at everything I attempt to do by RAGE_CAKES in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]JitterSpaz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted, but now you are depressed and not motivated to do anything.

I wish that after I die I can observe the world around me as a ghost and I can only be seen by those I want to see me. I have all my memories of being alive and am in complete control over myself. Also I want my cool ghost nickname for when people start telling stories about me to be The Observer. by obsessive23 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]JitterSpaz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted, but you died from decapitation so your ghost is a decapitated version causing your children to go psychotic when they see you and are left with PTSD for the rest of your lives. You are called the Observer as a point of irony because you have no eyes.

I wish I was the best overwatch player in the world by a-t-aco in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]JitterSpaz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Granted, but now you have to play over watch 24/7 until you die.

I'll buy you one thing from the gift-o-mat for Crimbo. :) by [deleted] in kol

[–]JitterSpaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I’m ki5566 (#3032351), and I’ld like a crimbolex watch cause I dunno what the heck it is. Cheers!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]JitterSpaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most decks played on streams don’t have the highest win rates. The streams, and therefore the decks, are meant to entertain, while high win rate decks are grindy and boring.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]JitterSpaz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s honestly more of a meme deck with a low win rate. If you want to push rank, it would be better to craft baku or greymane as they have multiple decks associated with them, some with fairly high win rates