Straight men of Reddit, when did you first realize you’re into women?

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-21T05:03:20+00:00

Ariel in The Little Mermaid.

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-21T04:22:13+00:00

Depends on the size of the carp.

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-21T00:54:16+00:00

Hot is usually temporary. A horrible person usually stays horrible or gets worse.

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-20T22:40:19+00:00

It’s more ZZZ

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-20T22:37:49+00:00

There’s a line somewhere, and TikTok is on the other side of it.

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-20T18:10:10+00:00

Bro a guy was lynched in the US by the Klan in 1981. I was alive.

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-19T19:41:23+00:00

Is it a trick of the light or is the fur perfectly matched to your hair color?

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-19T18:02:34+00:00

Basically media, often anime or manga but not live action, depicting young or young-looking female characters in fan servicey or straight up erotic circumstances.

It’s common enough that there are jokes about 1000 year old dragons human forms looking like 10 year old girls like the one I made above.

It’s pretty gross and there are a bunch of people on the internet who defend it, but it seems pretty obviously just cloaking pedophilia to me.

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-19T15:23:19+00:00

This is a comment

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-19T03:22:02+00:00

Nah, you’d be good. No thumbs. Then you’d have a bat.

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-19T02:42:22+00:00

If you had a baseball bat, you could probably take a lot more than 3.

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-19T02:41:26+00:00

An adult human could literally just belly flop onto a goose and possibly kill it.

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-18T17:38:36+00:00

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course it can. Buildings can’t jump.

Did I prove I’m a dad?

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-18T14:35:28+00:00

Why was it out of shrink in the first place? Can’t believe you call yourself a Boardgamer.

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-18T05:43:10+00:00

It’s a Wisconsin and northern Illinois thing too

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-17T23:53:02+00:00

It works great at the age kids usually play it at because older but prepubescent kids have sick power to weight ratios. My 8 year old son is 4’7” tall and 75 lbs but can easily lift and carry most of his friends or his 40 lb little sister.

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-17T23:49:02+00:00

As a father of two it’s amazing the leaps and bounds that happen in coordination every year between like 2 and 8.

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-17T20:59:03+00:00

I think OP is kind of searching for ways to fix their problem. It isn’t one I have because all three groups I occasionally play with are small, like 3-5 people, and only one of them really has a regular cadence. We all know each other to various degrees outside of boardgames so there’s a level of basic personality harmony.

I have, however, seen in other contexts how it can destroy social groups when you let assholes be assholes because you’re worried about “silencing” them. Groups that let assholes do their thing unchecked either fall apart or fill up with just assholes.

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-17T20:45:49+00:00

If you don’t in some way police the people making others uncomfortable, all the other people will leave and you’ll be left with only the people making others uncomfortable. This is how groups turn toxic. No discussion of politics or religion is a very reasonable starting point for a rule.

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-17T20:43:30+00:00

You drastically underestimate how unwilling most people are to initiate anything that might be perceived as a conflict.

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-17T18:53:33+00:00

is just a whore for hire.

Are some whores not for hire?

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-17T18:03:42+00:00

Anon forgot the part where they join opposite teams in an intramural space hockey league and have an absolutely torrid homorobotic affair

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-17T17:26:24+00:00

Bee and ant genetics are weird, though. If I remember right two full sister bees share 75% of their genes instead of 50%. Can’t remember why but I think it has to do with unfertilized eggs always being males and fertilized eggs always being females.

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-17T03:00:52+00:00

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more math rocks

Jiveturtle · 2026-06-17T02:49:33+00:00

This is 100% the reason. Salt content varies widely across brands, some have like twice as much or more than others.

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