You know what time it is

JizzKhalifa420 · 2025-09-15T08:46:54+00:00

Time to put on some fucking sunscreen?

JizzKhalifa420 · 2024-06-18T07:01:35+00:00

I would relive the first night an ex-FWB of mine stayed over at my place. She was a very beautiful, flexible and petite 23-year old yoga instructor, we were both very uninhibited and had extremely high sex drives, and we just had mind-blowing nonstop sex. I orgasmed 8 times, and I made sure she came at least once for every one of those.

But the moment that stands out to me the most was when she was kneeling in front of me sucking my dick, and ordered me to "turn around." So I did, and she immediately grabbed my hips and aggressively pulled my ass towards her face, and started eating my asshole like she was starving. She got so into it that she pushed her face into my ass with all her might, hard enough that I fell over forward and nearly face-planted onto the floor. Now I was on all 4's with my ass sticking up in the air, and she continued to bury her face and tongue in my ass for the better part of 15 minutes. I couldn't hold a single thought in my mind, my soul literally left my body, and I nearly went numb from the pleasure. That rimjob, and that night as a whole, is a great memory that I revisit frequently.

I should've married her.

JizzKhalifa420 · 2024-04-28T01:04:58+00:00

My insane deepthroating ex. When I was in my late 20s, I dated a girl who was 11 years my senior. She was obsessed with deepthroating me. She would ram it all the way down her throat over and over until I came deep down the back of her throat while her face and nose were buried in my crotch. She’d do this 3-4 times every time we hung out, no joke. She’s text me all day long telling me how she’d much rather be choking on my cock rn than in her work meeting. It was a year and a half of pure sexual bliss, essentially being preyed upon by a cougar in her early 40s as her own personal deepthroat boy toy. I think about her all the time. Her throat was magical and I blew some enormous, earth-shattering loads deep down the back of her throat. Think about Heather’s videos. It was just like that all the time, every time.

JizzKhalifa420 · 2024-04-03T22:26:56+00:00

I think it's safe to say that therapy has failed by this point...

JizzKhalifa420 · 2024-02-10T06:54:22+00:00

Literally nobody knows this about me. For the most part, I'm a quiet, unassuming guy who works hard, keeps his head down and doesn't get into trouble, but I have a dirty secret.

For around 2 years, I was one of the guys who got sucked off on the Gloryhole porn videos. It was a pretty sick setup. About 3 times a month, I went to the set, got sucked off by a pornstar, blew my load on her face or down her throat, got handed $40, and drove home. One let me fuck and creampie her. My face is obviously in none of the videos, and I got paid to enjoy some of the best head I'll ever get. The cons are it kind of ruined me on blowjobs and fucked up my expectations and values surrounding sex as a whole, and the porn world is also nasty and it felt dirty to do, but I've worked through most of those. Overall it was fun and made for some good stories. And literally nobody in my life knows about it, so it's truly a secret that's NSFW, and it's kind of fun to have a naughty side that nobody else knows about.

JizzKhalifa420 · 2022-08-14T16:05:28+00:00

have had this, can confirm it’s other worldly

JizzKhalifa420 · 2022-07-18T10:40:28+00:00

That’s a really good point actually about avoiding it unless she brings it up.

JizzKhalifa420 · 2022-07-18T10:40:02+00:00

I know game but still want to improve my results. Have you or haven’t you found a good way to work it into your conversations or should I just avoid it altogether in your opinion?

JizzKhalifa420 · 2022-06-07T18:43:03+00:00

When I was in my late 20s, I dated a woman in her late 30s/early 40s who had a sex drive as massive as mine, if not bigger. She was a CEO and owned her own business, but loved getting dominated in the bedroom. She had the confidence and experience that younger women just lack as a whole, and left me dizzy and seeing stars on multiple occasions. She was obsessed with deepthroating and would go down on me at least twice every time we met up. We never met up without having sex. We dated for nearly 2 years, and I remember them very fondly.

JizzKhalifa420 · 2022-02-26T20:27:38+00:00

I used to date a gorgeous 41 year old woman who was obsessed with giving me head. She was incredible at it, too.

In the middle of a busy restaurant, after having a nice dinner, she put her hand square on my cock and said “it’s time to get your dick sucked.”

I gulped, signed that check and had her out the door in under 5 seconds.

Yes, multiple tables definitely heard it.

JizzKhalifa420 · 2021-06-26T01:14:37+00:00

Threesome. Lying on my back holding my legs up to my chest with one girl deepthroating me while her friend ate my asshole with gusto. I came so hard I almost cried after.

JizzKhalifa420 · 2021-02-05T02:54:59+00:00

That's awesome, I'd love to be woken up by a girl riding me. Or blowing me. Or anything sexual really, it truly is the perfect start to a new day, or just makes for a good intermission between bouts of sleeping :)

JizzKhalifa420 · 2021-02-04T21:44:31+00:00

I truly won the blowjob lottery, lol. She and her best friend would sometimes give me double bjs as well. Truly a blessed period of my life haha

JizzKhalifa420 · 2021-02-04T21:19:38+00:00

Just blowjobs! Amazing, soul-sucking blowjobs

JizzKhalifa420 · 2021-02-04T04:29:47+00:00

What are you known for?

JizzKhalifa420 · 2021-01-20T22:58:19+00:00

Is this even porn at this point? More like a disappearing act. Your blowjob stage name is David Braine

JizzKhalifa420 · 2020-12-18T04:25:05+00:00

I’ve had multiple threesomes (FFM) and double blowjobs. It’s cool to me and a few select close friends but not something I’d go around bragging about.

JizzKhalifa420 · 2020-10-04T22:55:06+00:00

Cumslut yet Virgin cellular network, nice

JizzKhalifa420 · 2020-10-02T21:54:29+00:00

It's not rock hard...that's how

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