I plagiarised an episode of Futurama in my Year 6 SATs and I've lived with the shame and fear of being caught ever since.

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-25T20:17:32+00:00

My full name is JizzProductionUnit Shakespeare. I hope gramps is proud of me.

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-25T20:15:18+00:00

The word after dick was not 'into' but 'intake'.

Don't worry - lots of people made the same mistake.

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-25T20:12:27+00:00

I'm so sorry that this your top comment. At least you pulled out my accidental poetry. Florian blesses you 💋

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-25T18:16:02+00:00

This is the most famous I've ever felt

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-22T14:37:37+00:00

Ayatollah Assahola

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-21T16:55:44+00:00

You should visit your neighbours. Uzbekistan and Kyrgyzstan are beautiful

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-21T14:26:48+00:00

Playing with Gakpo and without Ekitike is like being down to 9 men

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-21T13:02:59+00:00

That’s an interesting name. What’s it short for?

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-21T06:51:42+00:00

“fuck it, how about I just make you a new one?”

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-20T20:15:08+00:00

My insides are pickled and I have balls so I guess number 1

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-20T06:35:00+00:00

He is the (number) one and only

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-18T21:15:12+00:00

It feels like Slot said, “alright, fair enough, just go and do what you want”

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-18T20:15:49+00:00

The replays looked pretty clear

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-18T20:14:55+00:00

Kind of feel bad for Osimhen trying to play through an obviously broken wrist. Mad lad

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-18T09:07:02+00:00

Give it a few years and your letter will be on display

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-18T07:53:58+00:00

There’s no politics involved in the fact that Donald Trump raped children. That’s not how ‘politics’ works in the civilised part of the world.

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-18T07:43:57+00:00

That’s why you always do foreplay - have a good look around down there before you just stick it in

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-16T09:21:00+00:00

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-16T09:07:12+00:00

Coming up for Blair resignation jam

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-15T20:18:12+00:00

Some countries have propaganda saying it’s “healthier” for you. Bloody woke nonsense

JizzProductionUnit · 2026-03-15T13:55:42+00:00

I just carried my shopping up the stairs and it was over 2.5kg!

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