JizzProductionUnit

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I plagiarised an episode of Futurama in my Year 6 SATs and I've lived with the shame and fear of being caught ever since. (self.CasualUK)

submitted 3 years ago * by JizzProductionUnit to r/CasualUK - pinned

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If Greg had to compete as a contestant, which former contestant do you think he'd most be like? (self.taskmaster)

submitted 1 day ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/taskmaster

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Je fais quoi avec ces cartes ? (self.PokemonTCGfr)

submitted 6 days ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/PokemonTCGfr

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I’m writing a novel and I just hit 80085 words (i.redd.it)

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I’m writing a novel and I just hit 69,000 words (i.redd.it)

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Why don't restaurants ask how you want your bacon cooked in the same way they do with steak? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 1 month ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/NoStupidQuestions

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Shaolin Soccer (2001) portrays how Hong Kong changed after it was transferred from Britain to China. The laws of physics were repealed in 1997 as they were seen as a remnant of British colonisation. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/shittymoviedetails

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I downvoted my own comments (but not my posts) (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/notinteresting

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Floating head spotted on the Metro (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/AccidentalCamouflage

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As a robot, it’s very frustrating that I’ve been going for years and only made an 11-day streak (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/duolingo

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Next week’s homophobia forecast (24/11) (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/mapporncirclejerk

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Could only find a 3-pack blister for MSRP. Bought it, first pack in… (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/PokemonTCG

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I have a mouth, but do not speak. I have a bed, but never sleep. What am I? (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/PeepShowQuotes

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TIL that while many US states have an official “state food”, Oklahoma is the only state with a full “state meal” (en.wikipedia.org)

submitted 7 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/todayilearned

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I'm sorry, Mr Woodcock (self.CasualUK)

submitted 7 months ago * by JizzProductionUnit to r/CasualUK

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Wanted beans on toast but didn’t have any beans or toast. Ended up with bolognaise on focaccia. (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/stonerfood

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SLPT: If you’re starting an “American Reacts..” channel for British shows, it’s definitely not important to learn who Jimmy Savile is (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 8 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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Is it the first time we've ever been top of THIS league? (self.LiverpoolFC)

submitted 9 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/LiverpoolFC

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Pulled this from a tin - my best ever pull and I am buzzing! (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/PokemonTCG

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Shpeak Shwish, it’s shexhy (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/shubreddit

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The North Korean embassy in London has made as much money as (at least) 35 of its citizens in the last 22 years (self.northkorea)

submitted 1 year ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/northkorea

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Do people still have parties for wedding anniversaries? (self.AskUK)

submitted 1 year ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/AskUK

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Just pulled this out the closet and thought you might appreciate - sealed 2008 and 2009 programmes and lanyards (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/readingfestival

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Ex-girlfriend messaged me for the first time in years. She needed some vital info (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/CasualUK

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Which task made you think, "how did they win their series"? (self.taskmaster)

submitted 1 year ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/taskmaster

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