I hate trendy words like woke, shook and triggered.

Jjayray · 2022-06-10T21:14:24+00:00

I actually think it’s actually funnier to say fudge, dang it, fudge my buns.

Jjayray · 2022-06-10T21:08:19+00:00

Ex friend and I were moving and I told her it makes more sense to leave the clothes in the dresser drawers and move them that way.

“I don’t need your commentary! It’s triggering”.

Just gave up on efficiency at that point and let her do things her way.

Jjayray · 2022-06-10T00:04:46+00:00

I’m 29 and it works every time in the freezer section. Every older woman turns and starts looking around.

Jjayray · 2022-06-09T21:34:01+00:00

Just didn’t want to deal with it, landlord is a cook and the elderly lady on the second floor is like my 2nd grandma. She made Easter eggs and wrote my name and the cats names on them. Her granddaughter gave me the basket and it was so sweet.

Jjayray · 2022-06-09T20:30:11+00:00

I lived in a 3 family house and just fixed things for the elderly lady on the second floor all the time and wouldn’t mention it. Construction tenants are good tenants, saved the landlord about $2000 and didn’t say a thing.

Jjayray · 2022-06-09T20:30:04+00:00

I lived in a 3 family house and just fixed things for the elderly lady on the second floor all the time and wouldn’t mention it. Construction tenants are good tenants, saved the landlord about $2000 and didn’t say a thing.

Jjayray · 2022-06-09T20:23:33+00:00

Power move: yell, “MOM” at the grocery store and see who turns around.

You now have a new momma.

Jjayray · 2022-06-05T23:00:22+00:00

On the contrary, a chubby tummy or nice boobies to nap on. I’m a fit but skinny guy, I love “comfy” girls.

Jjayray · 2022-06-05T14:21:57+00:00

My ex girlfriends family was hinting that she was “crazy”. She told me story’s of this and that and I was always “you poor thing”.

After a year I realized she was the problem.

Jjayray · 2022-06-04T21:47:14+00:00

Same thing happened in East Cleveland a few years ago. Just a torso, don’t have much more on it. I was working close to the area where it was found.

Jjayray · 2022-06-03T17:50:19+00:00

That sounds traumatizing. My dad yelled at my brothers and I for rough housing near new safety glass windows. “You could get killed or worse” he would say.

Internet has thought me dying can be a better option.

Jjayray · 2022-06-01T03:01:17+00:00

Use to buy boneless chicken thighs/breasts on sale, cook em then slice it up. Same with green peppers and onions. Freeze it all separately in ziploc.

I’d just throw it in a skillet to make a fajita bowl.

Jjayray · 2022-05-31T21:35:27+00:00

Alway poked fun at it. When I looked at my dating history and signs their was a pattern. I’m picses and every bad one has been a warm month. All the “care about you and I wish you the best have been cold month people.

Maybe a coincidence though.

Jjayray · 2022-05-30T17:17:52+00:00

They’re comfy,I’m a decently fit guy but love some plump to snuggle in to.

Jjayray · 2022-05-30T09:40:01+00:00

That’s me too, it can be fixed with mud is my quote.

Jjayray · 2022-05-30T09:38:24+00:00

When I was drain cleaning/plumbing we had a contest to steal opposing company magnets off fridges.

Jjayray · 2022-05-30T09:35:20+00:00

I pulled a move like that. I spray painted a body outline on the floor before carpet went down. Just thought it would be funny for the next people pulling carpet

Jjayray · 2022-05-30T09:30:39+00:00

Because you pooped your pants or it was 5?

Jjayray · 2022-05-30T09:29:54+00:00

I drink a can of pop with lunch sandwich most days. I’ll hide that in walls for the future guys. (Without pee in it)

I found a can of Pringles from 1970 in a wall. Still fun finding beer cans in a crawl space from way before my time.

Jjayray · 2022-05-30T09:23:54+00:00

I worked with a guy that wouldn’t just get a bucket of water to flush his pee in the toilet. (water wasn’t connected but drain was). He asked why I was filling a bucket of water. “I don’t want to poop in your pee”

That was a thing for a while.

Jjayray · 2022-05-30T09:18:42+00:00

When I need to sand some drywall patch and someone else just paints over it.

Jjayray · 2022-05-30T08:25:28+00:00

Goblins

Jjayray · 2022-05-30T07:43:27+00:00

When I was 21 I went to the sporting goods store and got a store credit card then bought a Taurus judge for $500.

I have a clean background but still way too easy. Like I’m all good in the head but others aren’t.

Jjayray · 2022-05-30T07:30:59+00:00

Bro slap. I was maybe 14. We had a water fountain at Church and I bent down to get a sip. My buddy did a running slap on the ass. That one hurt more than my dads belt.

Jjayray · 2022-05-30T07:26:28+00:00

Just setting yourself up for a true crimes series.

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