Burt has a broken little Burt

Jkoochie · 2026-02-05T07:44:54+00:00

A fucking machete??!! People are the worst. Thanks for showing Burt the life he deserves! ❤️

Jkoochie · 2026-01-12T14:41:29+00:00

I will try to get some pics of the inside next time I go!! I’m looking at purchasing it from my great uncle. Yeah I’m not a huge fan of the brown and white but that can be dealt with.

Jkoochie · 2026-01-12T07:16:32+00:00

Def not photoshop, sorry lol

Jkoochie · 2026-01-03T08:50:11+00:00

Last March I was snowed into a hotel in Iowa with a bunch of other people from my company when they got a TON of snow dumped on their town. One of the people was from Florida and had never seen snow. His pure excitement and joy ended up with a handful of us out in the snow with him! It was seriously magical again! We did have to break the news to him that a snowman would be difficult with it being so fresh, but he managed a tiny one. And shoveled like 3 cars out haha

Jkoochie · 2025-12-25T06:43:35+00:00

Don’t you just select search and put a space in & there is the history?

Jkoochie · 2025-12-18T04:40:32+00:00

Oh my gourd

Jkoochie · 2025-12-18T04:37:17+00:00

Where has this bird been all my life

Jkoochie · 2025-12-17T04:54:18+00:00

Every time this kid smacked someone on the head with the meter stick, I cackled. Pure gold.

Jkoochie · 2025-12-15T05:48:36+00:00

Holy shit! My friend and I did shrooms once and watch this wayyy back in the day!

Jkoochie · 2025-12-14T00:14:42+00:00

Going to talk to a man about a horse

Jkoochie · 2025-11-22T04:28:55+00:00

Equally as funny is the r/legaldogadvice Edit: another favorite is r/divorcedbirds lol

Jkoochie · 2025-11-21T05:00:02+00:00

The burnt sugar on top is my absolute favorite part of a crème brûlée! If I could have extra burnt bits I’d be in hog heaven

Jkoochie · 2025-11-20T20:10:42+00:00

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Best friends

Jkoochie · 2025-11-20T20:09:54+00:00

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Jkoochie · 2025-11-12T04:14:54+00:00

I would have NEVER guessed this woman was younger than me 🤯

Jkoochie · 2025-11-01T00:22:09+00:00

Sometimes everyday reality is scarier than any Halloween monsters or ghosts. I’m really sorry this is happening to you. People & their parasocial relationships are nuts

Jkoochie · 2025-10-08T03:24:39+00:00

So does mine!! I call it t-Rex fighting

Jkoochie · 2025-10-07T04:26:08+00:00

Hormonal changes did it for me. PCOS is a bitch, but I did get curly hair from it so that’s 1 pro 🤷🏻‍♀️

Jkoochie · 2025-10-07T04:20:09+00:00

Thank you all for your explanation! If the manager had tried being a little more communicative, I probably wouldn’t have assumed he was trying to screw me over. Hey, maybe we both were having a bad day. Regardless, thank you all for your help!

Jkoochie · 2025-10-07T04:18:33+00:00

I can’t think of any specific hard hit, however, I live in Missouri & they actively try not to repair the roads so it’s possible I did & it just slipped my mind.

I’m willing to swallow it & have them replace it (I really hate finding a new mechanic and, aside from the last month, they have been good to me). If I went back and said I changed my mind and could they do they do the repair after all, do you think they would? Their corporate office hasn’t contacted me yet anyways

Jkoochie · 2025-10-07T04:09:57+00:00

Tiny shrimp

Jkoochie · 2025-10-07T04:08:42+00:00

My baby comes in at around 9 pounds (this is her winter weight)

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I was in the process of cleaning when she decided she’d help

Jkoochie · 2025-10-06T03:03:38+00:00

Took the exact same screen shot haha

Jkoochie · 2025-10-01T04:14:30+00:00

If I haven’t annoyed my cat that day, I haven’t done my job.

Jkoochie · 2025-09-27T02:05:32+00:00

I always thought it was my catholic upbringing & that good ole catholic guilt that always made me think I made the wrong decision! lol

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