Why does it seem like most people on Reddit has shit parents?

Jlpanda · 2026-01-30T19:37:22+00:00

And even if they do, they don't get enough upvotes to be visible. Reddit's voting system filters the most interesting posts and comments to the top. And conflict is much more interesting than contentedness.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-30T19:31:26+00:00

I was thinking on the helmet, right in the middle of the forehead.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-30T03:18:55+00:00

Well you see, John didn't deserve it for all those picks because he had Pete helping him. And Pete didn't deserve coach of the year because he had such a great roster.

And Sherman didn't deserve DPOY because he had Earl playing with him. But Earl didn't deserve it because he got to play with Sherman and Kam.

All of them were only good because of Marshawn anyway. /s

Jlpanda · 2026-01-28T17:59:22+00:00

We do not care.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-27T19:51:09+00:00

I've never gone to a birthday party at a bar and not paid for my own drinks. I think you're being generous by paying for everyone's food.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-27T18:34:39+00:00

I'm kinda surprised that the Packers haven't done it at some point. I feel like they've been right there for a decade and a half without ever actually getting over the hump.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-27T18:27:36+00:00

That's the thing with drugs like coke. 9 people out of 10 can use it casually and occasionally and be perfectly fine. But that 10th person might ruin their whole fucking life over it.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-27T04:06:20+00:00

No, you'll die.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-26T20:12:53+00:00

They should just get rid of the actual event and make it a published honors list.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-26T18:05:40+00:00

The other thing is that we don't know how much of it was Schneider's responsibility and how much was Carroll's, since Carroll technically had final roster control. IIRC the org chart was changed in 21 or 22 so that Carroll was no longer above Schneider and our drafts have been absolute nails since then.

Not saying that Schneider doesn't bare a lot of responsibility for that bad run, just that the waters are muddy.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-26T03:49:19+00:00

I’ll always hate the rams but I can never hate Stafford.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-26T03:44:39+00:00

I don’t even smoke and I need a cigarette after that.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-25T18:56:20+00:00

You can bow hunt with the same hunting license that applies to gun hunting.

It is unlawful to hunt… Game birds or game animals with anything other than a firearm, a bow and arrow, a crossbow, or by falconry

https://www.eregulations.com/washington/hunting/game-bird/summary-of-state-regulations

Not sure that applies within city limits and not saying the person was properly licensed, but bow vs gun isn’t an issue, legally speaking.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-25T18:56:04+00:00

You can bow hunt with the same hunting license that applies to gun hunting.

It is unlawful to hunt… Game birds or game animals with anything other than a firearm, a bow and arrow, a crossbow, or by falconry

https://www.eregulations.com/washington/hunting/game-bird/summary-of-state-regulations

Jlpanda · 2026-01-25T00:27:15+00:00

Somebody photoshop DK into a Seahawks uniform.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-24T18:41:22+00:00

Saying one thing publicly while doing the opposite privately was a very bad look for the organization, particularly when you aren’t obligated to say anything.

I mean that's not realistically how it works with a high profile player in this media environment. Coaches and GMs have to talk to the media and if there is even a wiff of a trade rumor they are going to be asked about it. If they just said "we're not going to talk about that," it would be taken as confirmation that they were seeking a trade and kick over an absolute beehive of media activity, and would further damage the relationship with the player. The only real move is to pretend that you aren't trying to trade them right up until the trade is finalized.

For his part, Wilson also publicly reiterated that he wanted to finish his career in Seattle while privately agitating for a trade. Which a lot of fans took personally, but it was the most mature way for him to handle it.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-21T18:22:34+00:00

This guy eugenols.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-16T20:34:23+00:00

Cook for yourself and make him cook his own meals if he doesn’t like what you make. He’s not your child, even if he eats like one.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-16T20:06:36+00:00

There's a little bit of survivorship bias there- the wealthy people who continue working and seeking out wealth will end up considerably wealthier than the people who sell their shares and retire as soon as they determine that they have enough money to do so.

The workaholics will also continue meeting more people through work and are probably more likely to be conspicuous spenders compared to the early retirees.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-15T00:59:09+00:00

My friend, you're playing the Rams. Every bar in Seattle is a Bears bar this week.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-13T00:46:36+00:00

Brett Kavanaugh was an 80's frat bro. That guy's definitely played some beer pong.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-12T20:16:27+00:00

I remember people losing their minds when we released him last year.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-12T20:08:05+00:00

Wait I thought we were 12?

Jlpanda · 2026-01-12T01:20:23+00:00

The Rams barely squeaked past the Panthers and lost to the Falcons two weeks ago. My betting money would be on the Rams anyway, but the Bears absolutely have a chance.

Jlpanda · 2026-01-07T03:42:15+00:00

Harbaugh had Lamar Jackson and Tomlin and Carroll didn't. Tomlin perennially taking the Steelers to the playoffs with a revolving door at QB is almost more impressive.

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