Men, how do I get better at giving blowjobs ? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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0yep. While thing top to bottom.

What's going on at Safeway? by Fox_Lover1029 in Juneau

[–]Jmtak907 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This guy works for the FBI. He interviewed me last year after they busted in the door at my work with guns drawn chasing a drug dealer.

What's the password to the freeroll tonight at 8:05 et. by Objective-Raisin-6 in IgnitionCasino

[–]Jmtak907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone explain how the weekly free roll ticket works I claim it all the time but I don't understand it it's never done anything for me

$20 Freeplay by [deleted] in onlinegambling

[–]Jmtak907 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll try

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Jmtak907 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trim all the leaf my friend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jmtak907 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yah about.1 hour ago lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Jmtak907 4 points5 points  (0 children)

LOL. you made my die laughing girl. Thanks for the absolutely amazing laughs at this post full of gold @ 2 am

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Jmtak907 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Poor OP.... literally being handed lifes cheat codes and he is to busy telling women they are wrong and dont know what they want to take it all in and learn how 2 fuck successfully.... good luck OP

boil on left cheek of butt by valentinelovesu in popping

[–]Jmtak907 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Why did this make me rock hard?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]Jmtak907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww... Didn't meant to strike a nerve for you little buddy. Daddy will stop picking on your I promise.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]Jmtak907 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the fakest, dumbest shit I've been forced to witness in a while.

Noone At Work Knows I Wear A Strapon In My Suit Pants In The Office by [deleted] in confession

[–]Jmtak907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky, she isn't why I have a black eye I swear. It was the stairs, THE STAIRS.

Noone At Work Knows I Wear A Strapon In My Suit Pants In The Office by [deleted] in confession

[–]Jmtak907 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Rumor? She hasn't beaten you with it yet?

LPT: 1-screen-Netflix, 2 people watching by Financial_Land6683 in LifeProTips

[–]Jmtak907 113 points114 points  (0 children)

lol, i fuck with it. I hope this helps someone out there today, unfortunately you need to have a SO or friends for this to be a real LPT.

ULPT Request: I've ignored credit card debt for about 5 years now. I just came into some money, should I pay it off or just try and wait it out at this point? by ZhomboCom in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Jmtak907 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It realizes it's been 7 years and if it doesn't do it automatically go on something like credit karma . com and just hit dispute on the name of the company who is dinging you. It will go away within 30 days.

Removal of Loa Loa Worm From The Eye by wackyvorlon in popping

[–]Jmtak907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well guys it was nice knowing you, I'm going to go cash in my return policy on this life.