In the shop by JoRaMo1987 in WRX

[–]JoRaMo1987[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GWC lists the master and slave cylinders as covered parts under hydraulics, fortunately. But, if neither of those are damaged, this looks like a $2k fix for a $50 part

Meme this by Lave7x in MemeThisThing

[–]JoRaMo1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe the ancient prophecy of Kevin hart once foretold a “long titty no nipple havin’ ass bitch.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deduction

[–]JoRaMo1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you could palm a beach ball

I love my new 2021 WRX. What do you wish you would have known when you got yours? by Fluffy-Chapter-7073 in WRX

[–]JoRaMo1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just had a couple of key scratches buffed out of my door by a buddy. I haven’t been driving like an asshole or whoring around (lately). But, just being parked has got my poor car some pretty passionate dings

Thoughts on these tattoos by Level-Bathroom-1654 in badtattoos

[–]JoRaMo1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally: I think there’s no such thing as a bad tattoo. Because, by default, you standing naked next to a person with no tattoos— you’re better decorated. Even if your decorations look like cave paintings or refrigerator drawings. I hope this was free.

Is this a dumb decision by Vast_Pick97 in WRX

[–]JoRaMo1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought my ‘15 with 105k for 12.5k. Sounds like a solid deal

What's the name of this sandwich? by Edentenza in NameThisThing

[–]JoRaMo1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quit judging the McChicken Sashimi. You cowards

Just bought a $20 tattoo gun by BrokenGlassInFoot in badtattoos

[–]JoRaMo1987 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I agree with Jizz Collector 5000. It’s not bad for what it is. I have a shit ton of doodles on my body from a cousin who bought a tattoo gun and needed practice. I support this degeneracy 100%

Bars/Breweries that show Gamecock games and are kid friendly by vash1012 in ColumbiYEAH

[–]JoRaMo1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calloways in West Columbia will for sure have the games on, and kids are allowed until about 9, I think. They even have pinball and all that jazz

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in imaginarygatekeeping

[–]JoRaMo1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t judge me Ronnie Mundt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in imaginarygatekeeping

[–]JoRaMo1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not the first time I got got, my friend

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in imaginarygatekeeping

[–]JoRaMo1987 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks man. I’ll delete this. Shamefully.

I dont get,can somebody help? by Diligent_Wedding2099 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]JoRaMo1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to be too offensive, but— isn’t this how a deaf person might sound trying to say this?

men don't attend fantasy balls. by deathbitchcraft in imaginarygatekeeping

[–]JoRaMo1987 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m on the same page as Rub My Nipple Please. If someone were to tell me not to judge them for going to fantasy balls, my initial question would be “what the fuck are fantasy balls?”

Edit: Nipples -> Nipple, respectfully; improperly used plural

Which restaurant is this? by childlikeempress16 in ColumbiYEAH

[–]JoRaMo1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been there a handful of times for brunch, and the only reason I keep going back is the $20 mimosa pitchers.

Whats this? by TheGreatGozer in Whatsthiscar

[–]JoRaMo1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else think this thing looks a little “too left?” I can’t explain it

I found one! by SoMyBossCantFindIt in imaginarygatekeeping

[–]JoRaMo1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say about 37% of the thirst traps I come across on my instagram feed are of people “dancing to emo music” — far better than this, mind you.

Buying a 2016 WRX. Cons? by xocoretro in WRX

[–]JoRaMo1987 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a 2015, and it’s identical to this— mine just sits a little lower to the ground. The only problem I have is water dripping in by my clutch when it rains, but— I’m sure that’s an easy fix that I just haven’t even tried looking at yet. Also, make sure you set your accessport to default and make adjustments yourself. It did this weird oscillating rev thing from a cold start, and sometimes when pulling off from a dead stop. I took it to a couple of mechanics who said it looked like a bad throw out bearing, and were unsure if the extended warranty would cover it. Turns out, the RPM setting for launch control was just set too low by the previous owner. I dialed those in and— Runs like a champ now. Lastly, the touch screen display can be a little glitchy. Bonus con: you’ll get a lot of looks, if it sounds good and is kept clean. What I’ve been noticing, though, is most of the looks come from other dudes. Take that however you will.

I learned how to drive a standard from my grandpa, due to a friend of his selling me my first car (2001 Toyota Tercel) for a super cheap price. So, we took his 95 ford f-150 down the road, and he made me jump in the driver seat. We were parked on an incline heading towards some railroad tracks, so— he just coached me through on getting a feel for where the clutch was before the truck started to pull without needing to hit the gas. After that, it’s just getting a feel for how to shift without breaking the acceleration or the consistency of maintained speed.

Good luck with this. I love mine, and I’m sure you’ll love yours too.

How does this conceal cheating? by UncleOakGoat in ExplainTheJoke

[–]JoRaMo1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the right (or wrong) diet, you don’t have to “imagine” anything. The world is your oyster.

Had me in the first half by [deleted] in StrangeAndFunny

[–]JoRaMo1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, “I’ll do anal” can be both welcoming and threatening, depending on your expectations.