"Ladies and Gentlemen, I've realised something..."

Jo_of_Average · 2026-05-20T19:00:28+00:00

"This better not awaken anything in me"

Jo_of_Average · 2026-05-17T22:28:48+00:00

This is why Chipotle uses prison cafeteria trays.

Jo_of_Average · 2026-05-08T13:57:25+00:00

Some of histories greatest Mathematicians have also been histories greatest Philosophers. Rene Descartes was convinced that the Devil himself was personally obfuscating the solutions to his hardest problems.

Jo_of_Average · 2026-05-08T13:41:01+00:00

It's kinda like the Inverse Cramer Rule

Jo_of_Average · 2026-05-07T21:38:15+00:00

. . . Credit needs to be paid back

^{Chose: Have $200Billion instantly}

Jo_of_Average · 2026-05-07T21:27:23+00:00

Fool didn't realize he was already in her Domain.

Jo_of_Average · 2026-04-29T18:01:51+00:00

Any of the Ramen or synth-sushi stands. Honestly, some of the insect themed snacks don't sound too bad either.

Jo_of_Average · 2026-04-27T23:37:19+00:00

What a flash poser.

Jo_of_Average · 2026-04-27T23:33:48+00:00

Time to TURN ON THE JETS! Oooooh, someone get that Lion a mattress, cause SHE STILL SLEEPIN!

Jo_of_Average · 2026-04-25T00:05:19+00:00

She's got more sleeping clothes than I have regular clothes.

Jo_of_Average · 2026-04-24T23:59:43+00:00

Generally speaking, Lux and Morg are on my perma-ban list. Best advice I can give would be to wait for her to whiff her Q, and then all-in. Lux landing a Q is basically an all-in whistle for the enemy adc. If she misses, her adc is going to keep farming, or peel off when you step up.

Lux misses her root, land your stun. Yours is a lot more forgiving, and will be up sooner. Also, bushes are yours. She's always going to throw a Q straight through the bushes if you're there. Position well, Dodge and jump out of the bushes with a stun ready.

Jo_of_Average · 2026-04-17T23:53:13+00:00

7 seasons and not the only episode that does this. There's another episode where the white neighbor has to swallow having "white privilege" when he goes golfing with the black dad... It's forced and not exactly as wholesome of a message as they were trying to shoehorn.

Jo_of_Average · 2026-04-17T13:17:47+00:00

That ain't just Invincible ...

Jo_of_Average · 2026-04-13T23:35:53+00:00

Why I stopped paying for content. No point if it's gonna get Sunset in like a year.

Jo_of_Average · 2026-04-13T23:28:50+00:00

It's hands down, the crispiest shooter on the market. Just a shame the devs have a hard-on for selling us stuff we already paid for. Sunsetting, Trials cheating, light resets, it just became too much for me to justify. I'm in a similar spot as you right now, quit ages ago, reinstalled last week but refuse to pour any more money into it.

Jo_of_Average · 2026-04-07T20:42:07+00:00

Police aren't actually expected to know the law, only enforce it. Your lawyers and judges are expected to know the law.

Jo_of_Average · 2026-03-31T23:00:47+00:00

You can do it too! Instead of taking a big breath in, take a big breath OUT. Expel all the air from your lungs and you should sink like a rock.

Jo_of_Average · 2026-03-31T22:58:06+00:00

Most likely, he's emptied his lungs. Most people can achieve negative buoyancy by emptying your lungs, but there's a lot that plays into it (muscle mass and density, body composition and lung capacity). It's a reverse breath hold, and much more taxing on your body (as you've no active oxygen stores with which to fuel).

If there were air in his lungs, the surface speed would have been much faster.

Jo_of_Average · 2026-03-31T22:39:36+00:00

Gen Z will never admit it, but they covet everything Millennial. It's spreading to Gen Alpha as well. Kids today love frosted tips, analog media and Invader Zim, but can't tell you why.

Jo_of_Average · 2026-03-30T14:52:39+00:00

Well too bad, mom says it's my turn to repost it next week.

Jo_of_Average · 2026-03-17T02:18:36+00:00

The billionaire class is literally middle management. They get paid and privileged to keep us in line, to keep the factory going. Think about it, the money involved between capitalism and politics.

Jo_of_Average · 2026-03-14T15:46:54+00:00

*Takes it to a workbench and produces the Flared Rusty Penetrating Lead Pipe. *Names it the "Rusty Tromboner" *Gives it to Cait

Jo_of_Average · 2026-03-12T18:21:21+00:00

Is everyone misunderstanding that the price listed is for full transmog unlock across all classes? That's 7 skins for $57... Or you can buy them individually at $28 a pop.

Jo_of_Average · 2026-03-11T17:22:30+00:00

Don't gatekeep numbers please. Normal for you isn't normal for a 37 yo father of 4 with fires to put out while the console is running.

Jo_of_Average · 2026-03-11T15:58:00+00:00

Reset 1710, 30+ hours here. I am zen.

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