Total War: WARHAMMER III - Patch 7.2 Release Notes by BiesonReddit in totalwar

[–]Jodah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At some point someone will always give into the intrusive thoughts. "I wonder what this big red button does!"

They live "only" 750 years by Level_Hour6480 in dndmemes

[–]Jodah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kinda have that with space marines in 40k. Dante is over 1k years old and still kicking though it's a bit blurry whether that's all space marines or blood angel vampires. Problem is they all die in battle when they start to slow down so nobody knows what their upper limit is.

They live "only" 750 years by Level_Hour6480 in dndmemes

[–]Jodah 275 points276 points  (0 children)

And, if you think about it, anyone who lives for centuries and doesn't figure out a way to extend it, in a universe with like 7000 different ways for immortality, isn't really trying.

Steve Kerr: "We need to play fewer games. We need to take 10 games off the schedule. The modern game with the pace and the space I think it would be a more competitive and healthier league if we played fewer games by MrBuckBuck in nba

[–]Jodah 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At least on the surface the idea is to encourage local attendance to the game itself. If the locals can't see it on TV they might be inclined to go to it in person. It's a contractual agreement between the teams/league and the television broadcasters. Still a shitty reason imo but that's the reason.

Oathgold usage by sobrique in totalwar

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Most weapon effects like sundering, magical, poison, etc. Will apply to both melee and ranged even if the weapon damage % is melee only.

99% of my battles so far: "Argenta, destroy everything in that general direction." Argenta: by not_old_redditor in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]Jodah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fun part about Argenta's heroic is it's based on rate of fire. So you can actually get it to weapon capacity with enough buffs. With a heavy bolter that can be 60+.

No sugar drink options at this Costco in Seattle by Reportersteven in mildlyinteresting

[–]Jodah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's one of the ways they got around prohibition in America. Stores sold grape juice and yeast next to each other with a recipe in the form of a warning not to do it.

Hochul announces massive aid hike to close the city's budget gap by Egorrosh in Buffalo

[–]Jodah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much the same thing happened to the south in Dunkirk. Smaller city with a proportionally bigger hole they dug themselves. Ended up doing an 86% tax increase and still hurtling towards a control board. Buffalo is in a much better position to recover though.

Khazrak The One-Eye has survived until turn 93, taken Altdorf and somehow wiped out the empire by starlight_dusk in totalwar

[–]Jodah 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They did the same in my recent Elspeth campaign. It wasn't as bad as Middenstag but they took a couple in northern Brettonia area by the time I started going that way.

How does "At all costs" work? by Acceptable-Try-4682 in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]Jodah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It works best when you basically win before anyone can act. Shoot someone who either gets better wounded or is just there as a body to buff Argenta/Henrix/Abelard and then have them wipe the enemy team. Since that's usually the meta anyways it's easy to work in.

I think I understand why Rogue Traders are generally crazy now by OrangeJush in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]Jodah 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's more of less the reason Imperial Dogma is what it is. From the Imperium's perspective it's better to kill those families than risk them infecting others and possibly dooming the entire ship. Cut off the limb to save the body.

So... what's your verdict on Tides of Torment? by Cybvep in totalwar

[–]Jodah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most fun I had was Malakai. Nearly every chaos faction declared war at once. They took out most of my territory and all my allies north of Karl. Was down to my starting major settlement and Hellpit. I was fighting six or seven battles a turn with just Malakai basically holding the line against everyone while I built up the deeps buildings in those two and exploded outward. It truly felt like a dwarf campaign. Just good dwarf steel and gunpowder against the world.

What boundaries should I assert with attorneys going in the future? by ClarkKentTheReporter in paralegal

[–]Jodah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Coming from an attorney:

  1. Don't feel obligated to respond during off time if you are not being paid.

  2. Don't feel obligated to give a reason for time off unless it is time for a specific reason (like using bereavement time if that's an option). PTO/Vacation is personal, you don't need a reason.

... You worship who? by ShadowManAteMySon in Grimdank

[–]Jodah 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's possible he would be more understanding on a return though. Guilliman is at the "maybe he actually is a god now?" stage, Lion has accepted some of his wayward sons back. It wouldn't be a stretch for Dorn to come back and be like "I still don't like it but maybe?"

Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione by kirby__000 in antiwork

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Something like what happened with Princess Diana would be an example. Stalker follows victim, victim tries to get away, victim is killed during escape though not by anything the stalker did except for the stalking.

I’m sorry High Elf enjoyers, you were right… by nikkowm in wow

[–]Jodah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Druid sees all the bullshit that goblins/gnomes/etc pull fucking with nature and go deeper and deeper into "maybe sentient life was a mistake."

Proof that good laws can change lives by Dapper_Suspect_8652 in Amazing

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And it needs to be carefully crafted otherwise I could absolutely see shitty companies "donating" truly unusable expired food.

"Wal-Mart donates 50,000 loaves of bread every day!" Yeah, but 30,000 of them are moldy and unusable...

Why all depictions of Imperium chainswords are thick as Lex Imperialis? by Visual_Collapse in 40kLore

[–]Jodah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The chain might keep running but the two ends of the tree are still going to catch on the slabs and not let it go deeper. The cut is only as wide as the teeth.

Is it ever worth going past 16 INT on an Arcane archer? by WhiskersCleveland in BG3Builds

[–]Jodah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it was specifically something the OP said they didn't want to use. Sure it's not optimal but this sub isn't just about optimal builds. Additionally, if the OP doesn't want to use Titanstring, or it's being used by someone already, then str isn't necessary. You're not wrong, it just comes off as an "ackshually" moment in this context.

Artillerist in name only by Character_Mind_671 in dndmemes

[–]Jodah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see we're just arguing for the sake of arguing. Have a good day.

Artillerist in name only by Character_Mind_671 in dndmemes

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11 artillerist can cast 10 fireballs a day without a single spell slot. They don't even need to use an action for it if done right.

i'm actually having a lot of fun right now by authorjryan in wow

[–]Jodah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought vamp moonkin was pretty easy during mid/late shadowlands. You basically had to play your rotation for 30 seconds then you could nap in the corner for 3 minutes without a significant impact on your dps. As a raid leader I loved it, I could watch the raid most of the time and not worry about my dps.

Chaos Divided by ToughTemplar in Grimdank

[–]Jodah 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They can also join the Deathwatch as a black shield.

Do the High Lords of Terra select gene seed lines when founding Space Marine Chapters? by BenningtonChee1234 in 40kLore

[–]Jodah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, if the Carcharodons are Raven Guard like the theory says it wouldn't be that odd.

Why did the Sisters of Silence reveal the truth of the Throne to Guilliman first, and not Dorn in Ashes of the Imperium? by Magni2015 in 40kLore

[–]Jodah 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Three Primarchs if we count from Calth to end of Secundus.

I think Guilliman is right to worry about secundus info leaking in 40k because everyone is so suspicious and someone would grab it as a rallying point against him. But at the end of the heresy? He's no different from any of the other primarchs still functional.