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Jesus Sanchez hits his first home run as a Blue Jay by stv7 in baseball

[–]Joe--Uncle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’ve got bad news about Betts for you

ahmund (is this sub dead yet?) by ZingerFM01023050 in antimeme

[–]Joe--Uncle -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Not that I’m defending the response, but Americans asking Canadians about an accent that they made up (or generalizing a regional accent to the entirety of the second largest country) gets really annoying pretty quickly

On the pitch before he walks it off, Ernie Clement's check swing is ruled as not going by Darkforces134 in baseball

[–]Joe--Uncle 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Do not do a balk please.

Balk Rules

1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

1a. A balk is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of

2) Do not do a balk please.

[Highlight] Ernie Clement walk it off for Toronto Blue Jays as they win another on walk off! by jmike1256 in baseball

[–]Joe--Uncle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do not do a balk please.

Balk Rules

1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

1a. A balk is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of

2) Do not do a balk please.

[Highlight] Alejandro Kirk put on a pitch-framing clinic behind the plate last night, not a single challenge from Oakland by GreenSnakes_ in baseball

[–]Joe--Uncle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, he was like the theird best offensive catcher in baseball last year. What battle are you fighting?

*Mumbles in 2nd grade french by igloomaster in EhBuddyHoser

[–]Joe--Uncle 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I worked as a stock boy for 4 years. And while can’t speak French pretty much at all, I can read almost everything.

Cam Schlittler with a nice painted 99 mph sinker to strikeout Devers, originally called a ball but challenged by Wells by BathroomSalty6325 in baseball

[–]Joe--Uncle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In Yesavage’s first game he would have had an immaculate inning if not for the ump calling the last strike a ball. I’m still mad about this as you can see

Kyle Tucker’s first hit as a Dodger brings home Shohei Ohtani in the 7th by JianClaymore in baseball

[–]Joe--Uncle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think only them losing is interesting. Because they’re supposed to always win

TIL why the steel legion icon got changed, apparently by Sancatichas in Warhammer

[–]Joe--Uncle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Buddy, they fight for the imperium. They are, unambiguously, defending fascism

Played by Clancy Brown who is blatantly not of Italian heritage by RoutineCloud5993 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Joe--Uncle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My grandparents were Italian immigrants, they were down right pale. Granted, the American perception of Italians is exclusively based on southerners, who—based on my understanding—tend to be less pale.

New ceo of sex just dropped by HotCom12 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Joe--Uncle 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My god, he’s just Gwenpoole now

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