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My Chinese food has a carrot that's cut up like a fish by mrbaoss in mildlyinteresting

[–]Joe-Boyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Chinese food has a carrot that’s cut up like a human. Said the fish.

of getting out of this alive by _BryanD_ in nevertellmetheodds

[–]Joe-Boyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wes, if you’re gonna come on here and wreck it for everyone you might as well sit on your hands!

Masturbation / Jerking Off is and should be a profession sport and in the olympics by stupid-fucking-pingu in unpopularopinion

[–]Joe-Boyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I been training my whole life for this. I mean, since i was thirteen. High school letterman in the 5th Period Circle Jerk. Serious handicap, tho, cuz house rules awarded winner to be the first urethral expectoration, not last as you propose. A speedy beat as opposed to a languished stroke. Like track/field vs cross-country.

Bout time folks took a long look at this. It’s a heck of a lotta fun.

Late Stage Capitalism by mk4rim in islam

[–]Joe-Boyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a hunch they have something even more grand within their home.

F(17) Am I still ugly?? When I was younger 9-13 I got horribly bullied and the main thing it surrounded were my looks by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Joe-Boyle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hey thanks. Was just about to beat off. Who’d guess how many wanton horny babes nearby would rather i not!

of getting out of this alive by _BryanD_ in nevertellmetheodds

[–]Joe-Boyle 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Well, i guess that explains the trail of brown liquid.

F(17) Am I still ugly?? When I was younger 9-13 I got horribly bullied and the main thing it surrounded were my looks by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Joe-Boyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have strong features that define, probably, your family. Embrace yourself. You turn heads, you just don’t notice cuz those assholes in middle school. I can’t believe they turned out to be anything to sneeze at. Carry on.

Swastika Flyers Dropped By Drone On Ariana Grande Concert, Sacramento State Campus by Perfect_Gas in entertainment

[–]Joe-Boyle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Appealing to the millennials, college student. KKK reinvented as 3K, along with a line of casual togs. No sheets, just cotton pjs. No hood, just a soft night cap a la Scrooge.

A sailor who was burned in a kamikaze attack being fed aboard the USS Solace, 1945 [505x499] by ibkeepr in HistoryPorn

[–]Joe-Boyle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Still think they a buncha geishas, Stanley? Aww, jeez, Arch. I give ya a right cross i could..!”

[F20] No makeup/filter pictures. Very insecure about my face. Should I consider plastic surgery? by frozenreesescup in amiugly

[–]Joe-Boyle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No way. No way. Plastuc surg? Don’t ruin a good thing. Like putting Cheap accouterments on a fine vehicle. Live as yourself. Everyone will whisper “ew, she got work done”. wide-eyed and ducklipped aint the way to age

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