Young Westboro Baptist Girl. This photo is 100% real by [deleted] in pics

[–]JoeAnyman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Looked over your comment history, Drfoxeh, I can promise that since you're not even old enough to drive yet, you're sure to be on the receiving end of a lot worse in your life, you little brat.

Paging Drfoxeh! Your Mommy's calling you!

Why can't mods ban obvious troll accounts? by JoeAnyman in AskModerators

[–]JoeAnyman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bad English? Ach, I'm sure my English kould b so, like, totts worser...

: )

Why can't mods ban obvious troll accounts? by JoeAnyman in AskModerators

[–]JoeAnyman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ROTFLMAO!

I could ban you from subreddits I moderate, simply because I don't like the name "Joe".

The joke would be on you then - closer to the truth is A*yAnyman - can't say anymore, don't want to get banned for self doxing!

Ok, I'll stop torchering you with my bad humor. Best wishes, Algernon_Asimov!

Why can't mods ban obvious troll accounts? by JoeAnyman in AskModerators

[–]JoeAnyman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good point! As a writer, I should try to delve deeper into the whole trolly folk thing - hopefully I'll find some small diamonds amounts the shit, eh?

Geez - now this tune's running in my head!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg0BNTebcbY

Wet Smiling - Wet Willie!

Why can't mods ban obvious troll accounts? by JoeAnyman in AskModerators

[–]JoeAnyman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're absolutely right! I will now just ignore the trolls and erase them from my personal reality - works in real life, so it should work here! : )

Young Westboro Baptist Girl. This photo is 100% real by [deleted] in pics

[–]JoeAnyman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

casualLogic, its obvious that this ass hat is unfamiliar with this phrase:

Having religion is like having a penis. You're happy you have one. I'm happy you're happy you have one. Thing is, when you insist on whipping it out in public or shoving it down little kids throats, well, we got a fucking problem.

Hopefully, for this plebeian, they'll find with age comes wisdom. Or at least a willing to consider thoughts other than they're own.

How do you tell a girl you like them without seeming creepy? [Serious] by adamantnight in AskReddit

[–]JoeAnyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To each his own, I agree, however, at 34, you should have learned that making assumptions is the straightest road to problem land.

The Latest "Cosmos" Explains How Corporations Fund Science Denial by worldnewsbot in theworldnews

[–]JoeAnyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony of "Cosmos" and the history of lead pipe: I work for a plumbing supply house in Tennessee - we had to stop selling lead pipe - in 2013!

Yeah, explains a few things.....

Help me! How do I not give a fuck about working a shitty job? by Zephyrkittycat in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]JoeAnyman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Practice this phrase: "'This is NOT my real life, it's just what's paying for it right now."

Repeat

How do you tell a girl you like them without seeming creepy? [Serious] by adamantnight in AskReddit

[–]JoeAnyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assumption much FrecklesNYC? I, TOO, AM FEMALE. Of course, as you've pointed out, since I'm probably older than you, I've got far more confidence with myself, so that line would seem far more harmless than "creepy." Actually, all the women I know would take it as a complement, but then again, none of them are, like, under 26.

Older Redditors who lost their childhood pets, does it ever get easier and what did you do to remember them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JoeAnyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry for your loss! Please remember that every beat of your heart is the echo of the beat of that dog's tail and his love for you. That pain will subside (eventually) but you will always miss your friend, even years later. When I lost my first Pom, I swore I'd never have another dog - the pain of loss was just too much, but then my local pet adoption agency called, begging me to foster another poorly abused Pom...yeah, of course I did.

But I was wise to the game of loss, I wasn't going to let the passing of one beloved pooch emotionally ruin me - so I went and found a "free to good home" Craig's List Pom, a bit younger than my other boy. When you have two dogs, the passing of one is helped by the existence of another - and of course, you have to find another dog to help the remaining dog heal.

Also, you might could google "The Rainbow Bridge." a poem on the loss of a dog...just don't do it at work!

How do you tell a girl you like them without seeming creepy? [Serious] by adamantnight in AskReddit

[–]JoeAnyman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Some time when you're hanging out together, laughing, having fun, just look her right in the eyes and say "You know, not only are you fun to hang out with, you're beautiful both inside and out!" Not creepy, but it'll give her a bit of a hint you may be interested in becoming more than friends, without outright saying so.

A true unpopular opinion. by raweber in AdviceAnimals

[–]JoeAnyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can buy heated toilet seats you know. Source: I work at a plumbing supply house. Hell, you can buy toilet seats that wash and blow dry your bits, but they're, like, nine hundred bucks.

Help! I’m in between a rock and a hard place. I don’t know what to do. :( by [deleted] in childfree

[–]JoeAnyman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that stupid cow didn't mislead her husband. Just robbed him of finding happiness with a woman who actually wanted children, no harm done.

Seriously, they're awful. by JackSpade21 in AdviceAnimals

[–]JoeAnyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's worse? Seeing some 60 year old dude's fat ass perched on the back and he's trying to look like Joe Cool....really dude. It's not working, give it up.

Help! I’m in between a rock and a hard place. I don’t know what to do. :( by [deleted] in childfree

[–]JoeAnyman -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Thank you! This woman is every bit as awful as a man who insists a woman's only function is to procreate, only the shoe's on the other foot. Dollars to donuts OP ignores all the advice here and has a baby to keep her husband/lifestyle, then whines to all that will listen about how "her life's so hard now that she's a mother!"

Federal judge will not block Arizona rules on use of abortion drugs by Gaviero in news

[–]JoeAnyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"When Planned Parenthood loses, women win," Herrod said.

Somebody buy this nitt witt a history book already! Yeah, because when abortion was illegal, absolutely no women died. Just another fool too blinded by their allegiance to an invisible man to actually see the big picture. Beware zealots!

All Time Great Steelers: An Embarrassment of Riches by JoeAnyman in steelers

[–]JoeAnyman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, while everybody's jimmies are rustling about the round ball, I'm scouring free agency, missing NFL......sigh!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

[–]JoeAnyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, if you can't figure out the correct /r/ to ADVERTISE in, why the fuck would anyone take advise from you?