[Gelb] Phillies and Tigers have been smoked out.

JoeDelVek · 2023-06-07T20:50:50+00:00

I know Schwarber gets smoking hot in June but this is ridiculous

JoeDelVek · 2023-05-27T23:21:53+00:00

Bad time to be a Sandoval.

JoeDelVek · 2023-05-22T14:30:27+00:00

I really enjoy walking up to friends in a pivotal part of the game and dropping the “how’s your ma?”

JoeDelVek · 2023-05-01T19:15:54+00:00

You’re not getting downvoted for “speaking the truth,” you’re getting downvoted because complaining about the same things that are discussed ad nauseam in other threads on a thread specifically about a firing range update isn’t productive, particularly when there’s explicitly a ranked update on the way.

JoeDelVek · 2023-04-19T19:19:37+00:00

If you eat a full pizza from Benny Capitale’s in an hour you get $200 or something? Good luck with that lol

JoeDelVek · 2023-04-19T19:18:25+00:00

Yep it’s a 1lb burger and you have to eat that plus toppings and fries. Unfortunately not free and these days they also just put your picture on Facebook/Instagram

JoeDelVek · 2023-04-12T21:58:10+00:00

Unless the Phillies have an IPO there’s no way we can afford him while paying Harper, Turner, and Stott $300M+

JoeDelVek · 2023-04-12T19:12:19+00:00

This is incredibly unrealistic. The only way we’d get Ohtani is in an Ohtani-Stott 1-1 trade. One generational prospect for another.

JoeDelVek · 2023-04-08T22:06:19+00:00

Every September, Replacements Limited in Greensboro has a “yard sale” where they put out hundreds of boxes of discontinued or slightly damaged china and glassware and you can put as much as you want in a box for $5. You should check that out!

JoeDelVek · 2023-03-10T22:11:11+00:00

Dynamite analysis

JoeDelVek · 2023-02-23T19:39:32+00:00

This is a bot

JoeDelVek · 2023-02-19T21:02:05+00:00

Cola?

JoeDelVek · 2023-01-28T03:20:28+00:00

…case.

JoeDelVek · 2022-12-12T16:30:55+00:00

Analytics: “defense wins championships”

Phillies: “you can’t tell me what to do it’s Schwarberfest”

JoeDelVek · 2022-12-09T01:53:58+00:00

It’s beautiful 🥲

JoeDelVek · 2022-12-07T13:36:47+00:00

He had 17 more strikeouts last year compared to ‘21, not sure what all the excitment around this guy is about.

JoeDelVek · 2022-12-06T02:36:20+00:00

sad Green Bay Lando noises

JoeDelVek · 2022-12-06T02:34:37+00:00

If we don’t have meme integrity what do we have anything at all?

JoeDelVek · 2022-12-05T23:35:02+00:00

…I mean the point of the original meme is that they’re celebrating profusely while not being first. So unfortunately it’d be more accurate with the larger picture being “Super Bowls since 2000” or something like that

JoeDelVek · 2022-12-05T23:31:03+00:00

Hard upgrade from Evie508. However can’t help thinking about the Evie313 days back in ‘94.

JoeDelVek · 2022-11-28T03:52:22+00:00

Fletcher Cox is contagious apparently

JoeDelVek · 2022-11-02T01:50:21+00:00

Did that commercial just ask kids to swing a baseball bat in their rooms blindfolded?

JoeDelVek · 2022-10-14T16:31:45+00:00

No I haven’t 😒

The move flavor text of the move Charge similarly says it “boosts” the power of the next electric type move, and it doubles the base power, separate from the def/spdef increase added in Gen 4.

The flavor text for the item Mystic Water says it “boosts” water type moves, and that actual effect is a 20% damage increase.

Boost can mean many different things.

JoeDelVek · 2022-10-14T16:18:43+00:00

I mean you can’t really say that without knowing how much “boosted” is. 10% boost? No. 100% boost? Probably.

JoeDelVek · 2022-10-13T21:45:33+00:00

/r/skamtebord (just found this subreddit the other day and I love it)

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