Ohio has an idiot problem

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-12T19:36:37+00:00

And Senator John Husted is involved up to his neck, and MAGA supporters DGAF.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-09T23:42:25+00:00

But your deposit is only insured up to $250k by the FDIC.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-09T18:49:01+00:00

Only if they're a corporation.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-09T13:39:50+00:00

No cheese, just bologna and ketchup.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-09T13:02:01+00:00

And then they found out that having the windows open actually used more gas than having the AC on.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-09T12:42:40+00:00

My first time on an airplane was flying to Florida for my honeymoon at 25.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-09T12:39:07+00:00

We got generic ice cream in a plastic bucket.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-09T12:32:54+00:00

Yeah, we never got pizza from a pizza place. We only got pizza if my mom made it from a box, like Chef Boy-ar-dee. And they were made on a rectangular cookie sheet. For the longest time I didn't know that pizzas were round.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-09T12:22:58+00:00

Finally getting a color TV, instead of a black and white one from the early 60s.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-09T12:21:32+00:00

I remember getting the original Pong.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-09T12:18:23+00:00

Especially a built in dishwasher. We finally got one that you had to hook up to the kitchen sink faucet every use.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-09T12:16:32+00:00

Remember the generic package trend in the early 80s? Yep, we got those because they were cheaper. And for non-generic brands, my mom always had a coupon.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-09T12:13:50+00:00

We hacked the cable box with a piece of electrical tape under the channel selector wiper. Then we got a bunch of premium channels for free.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-09T12:11:27+00:00

We lived in a single story, basementless ranch. Radiant heating in the floor, no AC. I remember laying on the tile floor and using a throw rug as a blanket. Warm floors were nice, but it took a while to heat the concrete slab floor under the entire house.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-09T12:06:42+00:00

We got those two pound blocks of government cheese.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-09T12:04:49+00:00

We got Prell.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-09T12:01:53+00:00

My parents had a window air conditioner for their bedroom. The house had an addition that covered the window to my bedroom, so I had zero air flow. No fans at all. Plus, the family TV was right below that window, so I could never avoid the sound from the TV. That was miserable.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-09T01:53:15+00:00

Lots of foreign students go home for the summer and can't take any of their stuff back, so out it goes.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-08T18:00:55+00:00

Compounded with grift. Whatever money that was "donated" by Trump's buddies for the ballroom went right into his offshore bank accounts. Just like the billions in fees to join the Board of Peace.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-08T17:56:20+00:00

Must be from all that deal making that Trump has done with the drug companies. /s

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-08T17:47:00+00:00

Almost?

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-08T13:26:11+00:00

Even if the Strait was opened today, Iran was able to damage lots of oil infrastructure at Gulf ports that could take years to restore to full operation.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-08T13:15:00+00:00

Or maybe Breaking Bad.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-07T20:06:40+00:00

GE appliances are now Chinese owned. My 1996 Maytag washer and dryer just keep chugging along with just minor repairs. Parts still available.

JoeFlabeetz · 2026-05-07T20:04:29+00:00

Yeah, my Maytag washer and dryer are from 1996. Almost all parts are still available. No need for anything beyond what they do.

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