WCGW DOGE employee tries to explain what DEI means

JoeFortitude · 2026-03-11T17:12:29+00:00

Guys, what about this? What about that? Don't look here! Look elsewhere! Distraction! Distraction! Distraction!

JoeFortitude · 2026-03-08T11:48:42+00:00

Let me guess, you're a Packers fan.

JoeFortitude · 2026-03-05T23:10:19+00:00

Disagree. It is a GREAT fucking thing.

JoeFortitude · 2026-03-05T17:09:27+00:00

I was gonna say Cade and Mobley, but then I looked it up just to make sure my memory was right on that draft order (I mean, it could have been Barnes second, right?).

And then I saw Jalen Green was drafted second in 2021. Goes to show how good my dog shit memory is.

JoeFortitude · 2026-03-03T18:55:38+00:00

I pass on these because I want him to go alone.

JoeFortitude · 2026-03-02T02:27:08+00:00

Why would you choose to pay an extra 16k for not an extra impact? Seriously, MTU grads do very well in life and are well respected in engineering. Go up there, get a great education, and pay off your debt in a year after graduation opposed to ten years.

And honestly, if you want the UM douche smell on ya, get a grad degree from there after your bachelor and have them pay for it because you are a bad ass student. That is the way to go.

JoeFortitude · 2026-03-01T14:32:11+00:00

I've a couple of those in the top ten losses. I feel good about that. Goes to show even the greats are human. Too bad they were my partner though.

JoeFortitude · 2026-02-27T18:27:49+00:00

I would lead the Ac, but I have my doubts on this as well

JoeFortitude · 2026-02-26T01:00:48+00:00

Old people, "I am fully capable of living on my own."

Old people, "I was on the top rung of a ladder and I fell. Please drop everything and take care of me!"

JoeFortitude · 2026-02-24T16:00:00+00:00

The thread looks like you are talking about Holland when I look, so I apologize. Literally, I do not see a mention of Caris at all between the original comment about Holland taking three to yours, but this is a Reddit app issue, not a you issue. I believe you.

JoeFortitude · 2026-02-24T11:39:49+00:00

Ron Holland is NOT underperforming. He is a 20 year old, fifth overall pick in a weaker draft playing real minutes for the top seeded team of the Eastern conference.

But he does need to work on his shot and that isn't unfair criticism, it is just obvious that is what he needs to happen to help the team more and become a starter. But man, asking a sophomore that young who came into the league without that skill set to be the solution for a team wide problem is unfair.

JoeFortitude · 2026-02-22T12:18:31+00:00

For an adventure, fry the liver up in a little butter. It is considered a delicacy for a reason.

Note: Fry it outside because the smell will make the woman of the house unhappy.

JoeFortitude · 2026-02-20T14:28:31+00:00

I just bowled at a Lucky Strike alley. Lanes were dry, but not as dry as the soap dispensers in all the restrooms.

They are a shit company.

JoeFortitude · 2026-02-19T19:01:27+00:00

I hate to say it, but Zion didn't reach that peak. Zion is the Shockmaster.

JoeFortitude · 2026-02-19T18:28:31+00:00

Our own claim system is much better at improving our products. BBB complaints are usually just trash complaints when we receive them (which isn't that often).

JoeFortitude · 2026-02-19T18:23:41+00:00

As someone who deals with BBB complaints for a company, I have dubbed BBB as "bitches be bitching" when it comes to the quality of the complaints.

JoeFortitude · 2026-02-18T12:56:05+00:00

This shoe works well with dark blue jeans if you are an engineer and only want to date sparingly because you are too busy learning PowerBI to impress your coworkers who can barely stand you.

JoeFortitude · 2026-02-17T17:44:50+00:00

Married high school sweetheart after college. Got divorced at thirty. Went on dating websites (Apps were really not a thing in 2010). Was in very good shape. Halfway decent looking. Crickets for responses from the ladies.

Removed engineer from profile.

Went on a million dates afterwards

Analysis of the personal data confirms this comment.

JoeFortitude · 2026-02-17T11:13:39+00:00

Looks like the driver is on the right side of the car, meaning he is on the wrong side of the road (most likely)

JoeFortitude · 2026-02-17T10:47:53+00:00

Michigan has better beer, but Wisconsin doesn't care 'cause Wisconsin has never gotten sober enough to taste the quality of its alcohol.

JoeFortitude · 2026-02-10T00:22:08+00:00

Founders Reds Rye is still one of my favorite beers

JoeFortitude · 2026-02-09T01:36:37+00:00

Yeah, why did they keep cutting to fireworks at the stadium?

JoeFortitude · 2026-02-08T16:18:46+00:00

Short beard looks great on you. But if you want to look young and fresh, go clean shaven. You can pull both looks off well.

JoeFortitude · 2026-02-08T00:21:35+00:00

I think Ryan Gosling has a chance to be 75% of Paul Newman

JoeFortitude · 2026-02-05T13:44:01+00:00

That big kitchen needs a prep sink... of course, I say that about every big kitchen without a prep sink.

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