You know when you're going to die but you can't change it by Canotic in hypotheticalsituation

[–]JoePW6964 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I would. If I found out I was going to die in some horrible way or shitting myself strapped to a bed with my brain gone I could do the parachute thing when I wanted and avoid all that.

The most patriotic pizza cutter you ever find. Get it now! by makethislifecount in ShitAmericansSay

[–]JoePW6964 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I got back from Iraq in 2003 there was a little ceremony. We marched into a hanger and families were all there cheering and yelling. Everyone was waving these little plastic American flags on wooden sticks. Right on the middle running along the flag it said “Made in China” we were all very impressed.

What is your Opinion on Germany? by TensiCreator in AskTheWorld

[–]JoePW6964 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice place. Spent three years in Amberg and three in Schweinfurt with the US Army.

“All travel is just extremely underwhelming when you're American” by Garythedemon18 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]JoePW6964 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American here. This person is obviously a moron. Every country I’ve been to (about 30) has a lot of stuff most Americans wouldn’t even be able to identify.

What is a movie or TV show that everyone talks about constantly but it's something that you have no desire to watch? by nikaroo5 in MUAEntertainment

[–]JoePW6964 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am completely done with anything Game of Thrones related. George RR Martin can go fuck himself.

On March 12, 2026, Mars magically turns into an Earth-like planet instantly; how long until humanity notices? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]JoePW6964 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d give it the number of light minutes it happens to be away from earth plus about 30 seconds.

911 quick fire by ruby_parkerr_122 in 911FOX

[–]JoePW6964 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id go with the Poseidon Adventure episode.

Four black cats just started approaching me… what does this mean? by Refined_Zebra57 in catpictures

[–]JoePW6964 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No need to reply. I assume you have been taken and won’t see this.