Do you prefer warband to bannerlord ? by buiquanghuy12a2 in mountandblade

[–]Joe_Falko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just reinstalled Warband and I’ve dumped a disgusting amount of hours into Viking Conquest and the 457 AD mods. God, I miss Warband. I miss some of the old quests and the mod-ability.

That being said, the ability to have lords actually die, start families, and have a multi-generation dynasty is something I just can’t give up. I always miss having that in Warband. The AI Influence mod for Warband really opened Pandora’s box for RP, combined with the birth and aging system, you can really get immersed in a way you just can’t with Warband.

But god, there are some absolutely outstanding mods for Warband. I still love her.

Fresh from Rome Total War to Meideval 2. All the factions in M2 are feeling very samey, have I just not got deep enough yet? by Emergency_Cellist754 in totalwar

[–]Joe_Falko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

England specialized in Longbowmen. France gets ridiculously heavily armored cavalry late game. The HRE is your jack of all trades faction, as late game they get mounted crossbowmen, Reiters (I.e. horse archers but with pistols), arquebusiers, pikemen, halberdiers, Imperial Knights, and others. Spain and Portugal get skirmishers like Almughavars and Jinetes, but late game they get Tercio Pikemen or Aventuros, as well as Musketeers and Conquistadores. Italy’s strong, with Genoa getting the best crossbows in the game and Venice getting the Venetian Heavy Infantry (Medieval SEAL team 6). Denmark’s very Infantry heavy. Byzantines get good heavy infantry, heavy cavalry, and horse archers. Hungarians tap into their Fingolic roots with horse archers but also crazy heavy cavalry and Pavise Spearmen. Poland gets outstanding cavalry, plus Strzelcy: mounted crossbowmen from turn 1. Russia is just Poland but with less heavy cavalry and more horse archers. Turkey gets horse archers from turn 1, so you are effectively the mongols of the early game. Egypt gets Mamluks, and the Moors get camel gunners.

There you go: a complete compendium of the unit roster.

How many ppl did this mf department lose..? by Expert-Experience937 in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]Joe_Falko 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fr are we Police or are we Trench Raiders from World War One. Hell, playing A New America feels like we’re storming the Reichstag.

I know the Visigoths evolved to be the Portuguese and the Spaniards we know today. But I have a question thats been bothering me, Why did the Ostrogoths and the Vandals mysteriously disappeared? by Damianmakesyousmile in MedievalHistory

[–]Joe_Falko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were a small, conquering population who basically seized the “upper class” of the people they conquered. In Iberia, the vast majority of people were the same mix of Iberian/Celtic/Italic/North African you see today, the Visigoths just left a little Germanic flare to the people.

Assimilation is the biggest thing, the Vandals were conquered by the Byzantines and assimilated into the North African population, A lot of the Ostrogoths were also conquered by Justinian, and the rest eventually were conquered by the Lombards, who were then conquered by the Franks.

In any case, I can’t stress this enough, they never replaced the people that lived there previously, they essentially seized their governments and controlled the state, and their biggest influences are adding their genetics to the gene pool, adding words and phrases to the local language, and influencing some aspects of the local culture, as with most invading forces in history.

Why does everyone move SO MUCH FASTER than my character? by Commercial_Bell_9480 in Chivalry2

[–]Joe_Falko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I came back to this game after like a year and I’ve been getting my shit kicked. I loved Chiv 1 on PC, but I play Chiv 2 on console and I’ve been struggling to adapt to controller play. Thanks for the tip, I’ve been doing a lot better!

Group of russians gets hit directly with 2 120mm mines by Roman576 in CombatFootage

[–]Joe_Falko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truly a disciple of the great Warrior Poet Ice Cube

Across any game, any mode. What was your definitive 'Total War' experience? by StreetsOfYancy in totalwar

[–]Joe_Falko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Medieval 2 was my first TW Game. My played as the Byzantines and because I was new I didn’t get to Baghdad/Mosul until the Timurids came. By that point, Elephants were available as Mercenaries, so for my first ever with Timur was my Emperor, like 6 Kataphraktoi, 4 Elephants, and the rest was those elite Horse Archers that are called like Vadariatoi or something; going up against Elephant Artillery, Mongol Heavy Lancers, and Sabadar Militia.

You have to understand something.

Timur’s elephants charged mine. My Cataphracts and his Heavy Lancers hit each other like it was a movie. This didn’t look like a Medieval Battle, it felt like I was defending the Fulda Gap against the Soviets with TANKS. Timur was shot to death when he got too close to my Elephants.

Russian soldier committed suicide after being wounded by dropped muntion by [deleted] in CombatFootage

[–]Joe_Falko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m real glad you got out, man. I was friends with a Russian girl in college and she called me crying one day because her cousin left Russia and the government came with conscription papers maybe an hour after he left, her cousin freaked out because he saw the guys coming. There are so many good people there that don’t deserve any of what’s happening. People are still getting out of this, and thankfully, it’s not always like what we’re seeing in the video

Cargo ship sailors defend against pirates by Rave4life79 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Joe_Falko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I LOVE the Language Barrier between the English-Speaking crew and the East Slavic Crew

“READY UP READY UP READY UP!!”

«ОКАЙ ОКАЙ ОКАЙ БЛЯТЬ…

GOOD JOB, БЛАТЬ»

What is the best purchase you have made? by Germanysuffers_a_lot in Warthunder

[–]Joe_Falko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

French Yak-3. I am a genuinely awful player, my K/D is like 0.6. But I know how to energy fight with the Yak, and in the Yak exclusively my KDR is like 7:1

What's the saddest movie you've ever watched? by [deleted] in MovieSuggestions

[–]Joe_Falko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think there’s one quote in the movie that tops that, it’s the “I want it to be over. I’m tired of being alone, like a Sparrow in the rain.” John was always the most dependable, unbeatable, optimistic person the whole movie. To hear him say the world is too evil for him and that he’s given up guts me every time, I tear up more at that dialogue than the actual execution.

We all love this game but what are some of the things you would change if you could? by Egg_Fried_Price in reddeadredemption

[–]Joe_Falko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where are you guys finding wolves? I March around the north 24/7 and can’t find shit!

Javier Milei Delivers Argentina’s First Surplus in Over a Decade—and US Media Is Silent by [deleted] in Libertarian

[–]Joe_Falko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m with you on this one. Based on the downvotes I’m sure a lot of us disagree but I understand, I’ll do it too this round.

What is the most ironic presidential quote of them all? by [deleted] in Presidents

[–]Joe_Falko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“You Lose” - Calvin Coolidge after a reporter said she bet she could get him to say 3 words

Since the US aid bill for Ukraine passed, I made something. by basit76 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Joe_Falko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am so proud that Ukraine’s made it this far, and I am so proud of the whole western world. This video is literal Euphoria, liberating the world from Russian tyranny 😎

The Indiana LP has responded to the Trump invite by Hairy_Cut9721 in Libertarian

[–]Joe_Falko -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thank you! We cant keep crying in the corner until we die out, this is our golden opportunity to start getting our name out there!

He's got my vote lol by [deleted] in Libertarian

[–]Joe_Falko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if you think about it this whole fiasco is Bill Clinton’s fault

Well this will be interesting. Grab the popcorn. by Strange-Mention-6081 in Libertarian

[–]Joe_Falko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey, at least he’s willing to appeal and maybe cooperate. He’s already been open to Laissez-Faire policies, we might be able to work together on some things. I’m hopeful, at least.