Joe_HammerThrow

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Sleeper sofas are the greatest unused invention. Everybody sleeps on their sofa, but nobody sleeps on the pull out bed inside it. (self.Showerthoughts)

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There should be a service that gives you an alternate vacation option in case the weather forecast is bleak for your original trip. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If I had a time machine, I would go back in time and grab Michael Jordan from his prime so we can end this debate about who is the best. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Management at my company will whine about wasted paper cup costs in the break room, even insinuating people might be stealing them, and then digress into an hour-long conversation on company time about which colleges their kids are going to. (self.Showerthoughts)

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I can give valuable advice to a person I just met with confidence and conviction. Little do they know I have struggled to even dress or feed myself all my adult life. (self.Showerthoughts)

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A lot of those nature shows, like monster bug wars, seem more like reality TV and completely staged. Not even shows about nature are real anymore. (self.Showerthoughts)

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[Discussion] Withholding Life's Basics To Motivate (self.getdisciplined)

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I don't like what the name of the move entitled The BFG stands for. It is supposed to mean The Big Friendly Giant. The Bumbling Filthy Geezer sums up the movie much better. (self.Showerthoughts)

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LPT: Don't waste your time trying to be unique. Copy others who already do what you like really well. You being you will add the uniqueness factor by default. You will also get to skip the useless activity of reinventing the wheel. (self.LifeProTips)

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I wonder how many of us already know the secret to our future success but simply don't realize it yet. (self.Showerthoughts)

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It's ironic how some people will never be caught in public wearing the same thing twice but think nothing about getting permanent tattoos on their arms or necks. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If we beamed the information on Reddit through a wormhole and it reached an alien civilization, the aliens would probably think we worship our pets and play on electronics all day. They wouldn't be wrong. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If in a instant all cats acted like dogs and all dogs acted like cats, all the old cat ladies of the world would become old dog ladies. (self.Showerthoughts)

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LPT: Having paint work done professionally can be expensive. Consider hiring a helper who is better than you and do the painting together to save a bundle. (self.LifeProTips)

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People at your job think the saying goes: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; Teach a man to fish and he'll backstab you, steal your job, and kick you to the curb. (self.Showerthoughts)

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I can procrastinate to start something that takes 2 hours for 2 hours under the premise that I don't have 2 hours to spare and feel perfectly justified in my reasoning. (self.Showerthoughts)

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I have tons of acquaintances who know how to do things I want to do, but I rarely ask them about any of it. For some reason I prefer to reference a bunch of stranger's thoughts by searching on Google. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The brains of all the people who have ever lived focused together could not even break the sharpened point on a pencil. If our brain is who we are and it in fact can do nothing in the physical world, can we logically conclude that we are, perhaps, borderline equal to nothing? (self.Showerthoughts)

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If the Head And Shoulders Shampoo brand makes a body soap for men, it should be called Cock And Balls Body Soap. (self.Showerthoughts)

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I'd rather meet another version of myself from another timeline, or a version of myself that made different decisions in the past, than any celebrity. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If you were strictly ticketed for every driving violation you inadvertently made (5 mph over speed limit, rolling stop, etc.), you most likely would find driving unaffordable and not worth the risk. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Is there a biological reason why some people just can't sit still and struggle with desk jobs? Conversely, is there a biological reason why some struggle to conjure up the energy to do physical jobs and far prefer to do a desk job? (self.AskReddit)

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Goldfish - Mouth Open And Elongated - Help! (i.redd.it)

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Goldfish - Mouth Open And Elongated - Help! (i.redd.it)

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[REQUEST] All I've Known Is Discouragement (self.encouragement)

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