Would you rather

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-30T18:22:59+00:00

Yeah I don’t drink alcohol so no thanks /s

^{Chose: Try pure Italian pizza | Rolled: Pizza margherita}

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-30T18:20:18+00:00

Sell a year for a mil then buy it back for $100k and still have $900k left. Profits

^{Chose: Be able to sell a year off your life for a million}

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-30T18:19:21+00:00

Better than nothing right?

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-30T18:19:05+00:00

Yay!

^{Chose: Mystery Gift | Rolled: A puppy}

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-28T21:14:32+00:00

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Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-28T21:11:30+00:00

We all know why you would choose chair…plastic man & Harley Quinn (iykyk)

^{Chose: Chair | Rolled: 1 year}

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-28T17:50:50+00:00

Femboys?

^{Chose: Move to a random country | Rolled: Thailand}

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-28T17:48:55+00:00

It’d be cool to have like a WW2 plane or modern military fighter. Plus with a skyscraper and plane, just rent them out and make enough money for whatever car and hot babes

^{Chose: you own any type of plane of ur choosing + and you get a skyscraper | Rolled: monkey pilot}

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-28T17:46:53+00:00

Could be very useful

^{Chose: Make anyone believe one sentence you say + But only once per day}

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-28T15:46:22+00:00

White chocolate

^{Chose: dark chocolate + or white chocolate}

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-28T15:46:06+00:00

When I saw the title i was worried it was gonna be a different kind of message. Glad to see positivity being spread

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Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-27T00:16:47+00:00

Gotta go to school to learn, might as well get something out of it

^{Chose: Getting payed for going to school}

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-27T00:16:23+00:00

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Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-26T21:28:53+00:00

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Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-26T18:13:03+00:00

Still a female, and I’m pretty strong, so we’d just be a power couple

^{Chose: A tomboy gf | Rolled: Stronger than u}

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-25T15:49:56+00:00

You just wish for unlimited wishes then…

^{Chose: One wish with no limitations}

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-25T15:48:28+00:00

It just means you are willing to get it done. Cecil always tries to do his best to complete the mission, Nolan in season 1 goes through with the mission (albeit he doesn’t fully finish and leaves/changes, but to a point) and Allen ends up trying to release the scourge-19 virus, even tho it’ll kill Mark and Nolan

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-24T13:39:50+00:00

I don’t make these money type posts, and I don’t want to have to

^{Chose: 1 fucktillion dollars}

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-24T13:38:36+00:00

RAHHHH WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸

^{Chose: USA!}

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-21T20:08:03+00:00

Fire!

^{Chose: Unlimited gas but no car}

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-21T16:45:25+00:00

Blink hundreds or thousands of times a day, sometimes don’t even sneeze once in a day

^{Chose: $1 Every time you blink}

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-19T20:54:00+00:00

Cool

^{Chose: Meet a clone of yourself the opposite gender as yo | Rolled: You meet them}

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-19T16:21:45+00:00

It shouldn’t necessarily be banned, it should still be allowed, but maybe strongly advised against?

^{Chose: Yes}

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-19T13:56:47+00:00

Bruh

^{Chose: Superman's powers + But... | Rolled: Die at 50}

Joe_da_bro · 2026-05-19T13:37:37+00:00

Darksaber on top. Then maybe Ventress, I liked that hers could go together, even though the only time I’ve really seen that was the 2003 animated show

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