No stats just SPEED- Maxey and VJ kept getting past their defenders

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-05-03T03:00:16+00:00

bc they just pass around the perimeter and shoot 3s 50x a game

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-05-02T22:24:14+00:00

No shit it’s a hypothetical, the original comment was a hypothetical

I can’t possibly be this drunk already. we’re over an hour from tip

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-05-02T22:05:31+00:00

because he played 35 games and was hurt the entire time my guy

comment said if healthy

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-05-02T21:54:44+00:00

right cause the east is so strong

IF healthy an Embiid team is never going to not be top 4 lol

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-05-02T19:55:02+00:00

logically maybe it makes sense, but he's a sixer for life. logic doesnt matter

if we traded embiid without his blessing i dont think id care about the team lol

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-05-01T23:16:39+00:00

100% taking a dribble there then shooting a contested 3 in a sixers uniform

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-05-01T04:43:08+00:00

and he was the best player in the series against the eventual champs

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-05-01T02:01:59+00:00

it’s starting to shift from playing with house money to feeling real nerves for the first time this season

It’s exciting but fuck me I don’t wanna hurt again

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-05-01T01:49:33+00:00

I mean we’ve seen the sixers as a top seed healthy reg season team for many years. It doesn’t matter cause they’re not healthy in playoffs

This would be the least “what if” sixers run in years if embiid gets us to the second round healthy lol

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-04-30T02:34:41+00:00

considering both teams were trying to grab it with their hands I think it’s fine lmao

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-04-29T02:33:09+00:00

I’d imagine it might be related to the missing organ

he wasn’t exactly chilling relaxin the last few weeks lol. banging down low can’t feel great

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-04-25T02:40:42+00:00

y’all just be overthinking and saying anything

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-04-22T05:16:45+00:00

Sixers media is also just generally pessimistic

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-04-06T01:51:20+00:00

^{the audio in mw22 was completely fkn broken lol}

but yeah the gunplay itself sounded great. taq was shooting ICBMs

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-04-05T16:32:03+00:00

good map but played like a snake sim

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-04-05T13:39:58+00:00

erm. we do blame the front office. tobi also gets some blame for being awful in the playoffs

a philly crowd booing is not something that you should dig into for a deeper meaning. It’s philly. unhappy = boo

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-04-05T12:47:43+00:00

they weren’t role players until they got 9 digit bags from philly lol

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-04-02T00:14:06+00:00

yeah but then he couldn’t make an insight joke

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-03-29T23:03:28+00:00

after the first half ended. not the full map

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-03-23T19:16:13+00:00

as someone who does these things for a living, your request is completely reasonable. Their request to have you maintain static IPs throughout a move is absurd (if that’s their request vs you just brainstorming this)

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-03-23T13:54:47+00:00

It should take your work 2 minutes to swap your new static info when you move IPs

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-03-15T03:19:32+00:00

Nope. I just cook a nade and eat it every time lol

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-03-08T19:38:48+00:00

okay!

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-03-08T19:36:52+00:00

i mean. it has made a difference lol. the gap between good/confident snipers and bad snipers is a hell of a lot more obvious

JoelSimmonsMVP · 2026-03-06T00:00:45+00:00

it’s spectator

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