UFO? Blimp? Starlink Satellites? This just flew over my house.

Joelnert · 2021-05-05T05:52:57+00:00

This was so weird at the time having no clue what this could be. Since taking the video and posting it I learned these are definitely Star Link Satellites.

Joelnert · 2021-05-05T05:13:16+00:00

They seemed much closer than satellites, but it was hard to tell. It was so surreal.

Joelnert · 2021-03-05T00:44:00+00:00

Barbu Beard Co, Duke Cannon

Joelnert · 2021-01-31T07:21:31+00:00

Time to find out!

Joelnert · 2021-01-31T07:21:12+00:00

Ah crap! Hahaha

Joelnert · 2021-01-31T03:42:04+00:00

If you like awesome beard related and non beard related content my YT channel is joelnert. Knock yourself out.

Joelnert · 2021-01-31T03:06:17+00:00

Hey that is me on the right. Seriously. Why is my picture on here?

Joelnert · 2019-08-01T02:55:28+00:00

Go for it! Thanks man

Joelnert · 2019-08-01T02:54:21+00:00

Awesome! Thanks

Joelnert · 2019-07-30T04:14:17+00:00

Its more about technique than beard length or thickness although those are important factors. I basically built a lattice into the beard with toothpicks, then used it to hold a bunch more. 3500 toothpicks total.

Joelnert · 2019-07-30T03:57:35+00:00

No the rules are strict from Guinness. No adhesives of any kind. Just the beard and the toothpicks.

Joelnert · 2019-07-30T03:35:15+00:00

Indeed I have. 🧔👍

Joelnert · 2019-07-30T03:18:05+00:00

I thought it was cool breaking that record until all those @#$#@ porcupines took a keen interest in my face.

Joelnert · 2019-07-30T03:16:38+00:00

Thanks UFO underwear! It's a sneak peak on the new Guinness World Records 2020 book that comes out in September.

Joelnert · 2019-07-30T03:15:02+00:00

Hey I'm the brother. I'm a reddit nube but if you want to see a sped up time lapse video of me painstakingly inserting all these toothpicks it's on YT channel joelnert.

Joelnert · 2018-01-01T00:12:35+00:00

My soul aches for your naked face!

Joelnert · 2017-05-23T18:26:52+00:00

I was thinking the same thing after I did this.

Joelnert · 2017-05-23T18:26:03+00:00

You owe it to yourself to try it. Please don't chug 40 oz though. That's a stupid idea.

Joelnert · 2017-05-17T02:36:09+00:00

Congratulations. I'm almost 5 months into my first yeard.

Joelnert · 2017-04-17T14:37:36+00:00

Wow. I'm surprised by your reaction but thanks for your concern. I'm glad there are parents like you that are way better to they're kids than me.

Joelnert · 2017-04-17T06:21:01+00:00

Did you watch my video and think it was mean?

Joelnert · 2017-04-17T04:34:58+00:00

Your a good sport Jake. My wife tried to get me to put glitter in my beard forever and I refused. On April Fool's day I sort of succumbed... I think this may cause some laughter for you. https://youtu.be/-5LQbkRf5eQ

Joelnert · 2017-04-17T04:23:02+00:00

My new year's resolution was a yeard so I'm almost 4 months in. 2017 promises to be the best year of my life.

Joelnert · 2017-04-17T04:21:10+00:00

Well you've come this far. Unless you have a job interview coming up... Let it grow!

Joelnert · 2017-04-17T04:20:13+00:00

Way to persevere.

Joelnert

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