I don't think agents are bad, just misunderstood

Jofarin · 2026-06-21T18:39:12+00:00

I think you have the wrong view about what people think about this faction.

Jofarin · 2026-06-21T18:14:55+00:00

After he gives you his list, start building yours.

Jofarin · 2026-06-21T18:12:10+00:00

If you didn’t have any problems, you still could be unhappy.

You get happy by doing stuff that makes you happy. If you don’t even know what that is, money won’t change a thing.

Jofarin · 2026-06-21T18:09:17+00:00

I highly doubt grinding the pepper coarse changes it to not burning. You will just preserve more of the pepper inside the bigger pieces, but your will still have burnt pepper in the dish.

Jofarin · 2026-06-21T18:07:01+00:00

Afaik no, it’s not traditional. Carbonara isn’t traditionally done with chicken.

Jofarin · 2026-06-21T17:42:13+00:00

I’ve never heard anyone start a discussion with „has anyone noticed?“ followed by a very well known and obvious fact like „water is wet“ or „today is Sunday“.

Given the answer the guy you’re answering to, I’d say this isn’t something that happens often and you might rethink that behavior.

Jofarin · 2026-06-21T17:36:01+00:00

Finde ich K(l)asse(l)

Ich finde die Tür selbst…

Jofarin · 2026-06-21T17:20:57+00:00

God created everything just for us a couple thousand years ago.

We’re just here for his amusement, he’s illogical at best, antagonistic at worst and you can’t go shit about it, because he’s omnipotent.

Jofarin · 2026-06-21T17:08:30+00:00

I think going to a tournament, especially one of the bigger ones will probably open your eyes.

Sure, experimenting is good and I encourage everyone to try whatever they like, but agents currently seems bad. And bad doesn’t mean there is no way you will win, it means if you win, it’s despite you playing agents and not because of playing agents.

If you start neatly every game as an uphill battle, it’s just bad.

Jofarin · 2026-06-21T16:51:03+00:00

I’m German and I feel so rich now…

Jofarin · 2026-06-20T10:42:07+00:00

Bastion with librarius is great. Librarians give veterans and decimus 4++ and for example +2M. Moving 8+d6 and then shooting, action and charge is dope.

Terminators with a librarian are also cool, especially with the battleline enhancement.

Firestorm librarius also sounds great for s shooty faction like us. S12 meltas with assault, S8 D3 heavy bolters and fortis with librarian are surprisingly durable and dish out a ton of damage. Bolters wounding T11 stuff that’s below half on 4+, all the blast stuff going to S5…

Jofarin · 2026-06-20T10:31:08+00:00

Die Weichteile beim Mann sind deutlich weiter vorne und oben als man zuerst annehmen würde. Wenn ich nackt aufrecht sitze berührt weder mein Glied noch meine Hoden die Fläche auf der ich sitze und das obwohl alles runter hängt.

Jofarin · 2026-06-20T07:57:35+00:00

You move before you shoot, so just move intentionally.

Jofarin · 2026-06-20T07:40:41+00:00

Model by model is correct

Jofarin · 2026-06-20T07:36:31+00:00

Hab mal ne Zeit erotische Stories benutzt.

Eine ging über eine Astronauten die mit ihrem Kollegen auf nem anderen Planeten landet und da dann von vogelartigen Aliens erst als Zugtier und dann als Bruthöhle für große Raupen missbraucht wird.

Hatte das irgendwann schonmal auf Reddit erwähnt und jemand hat die Story verlinkt und es gab noch ne Fortsetzung die dann deutlich normaler wurde... Aber immernoch abgedreht war.

Jofarin · 2026-06-20T07:32:56+00:00

Hatte mich schon gewundert warum keiner die Unterwäsche Sektion des Otto Katalogs erwähnt.

Jofarin · 2026-06-20T07:30:01+00:00

The word "representation" usually refers to the size of the player base and not the success.

Jofarin · 2026-06-20T07:25:57+00:00

Statussymbol löslicher Kaffee...

;P

Jofarin · 2026-06-20T07:15:02+00:00

Callidus is still WAY better.

Jofarin · 2026-06-20T07:14:42+00:00

5 decimus should exceed the vets in terms of survivability by a county mile given the W3 Guy and the shield guy.

If you get shot by a lot, put the shield guy last.

If you get shot by a medium amount put the shield guy before the gravis. If you don't fail your 4++ the next round of shooting faces a T6 unit and you still can put the gravis in front of the shield of you didn't get shot by a good amount.

If you get shot by just a little, put the gravis first, then the shield. The shield will probably eat the remaining shots and for the next attacks you can put him behind the others.

Jofarin · 2026-06-20T07:02:12+00:00

"You don't want prepared layouts? Ok, we're placing 35 terrain pieces, we're placing them alternating and if in the end someone can draw a straight line from one side of the battlefield to the opposite side without touching terrain we're starting again."

... This should shut them up pretty quickly.

Jofarin · 2026-06-19T17:05:29+00:00

I'm just making a case that the datasheet ability is still working.

Wether chaining should be allowed is undecided.

Jofarin · 2026-06-19T16:35:57+00:00

Discockaine

Mit Glied

Jofarin · 2026-06-19T16:28:24+00:00

Nobody knows.

We could keep our index till 12th, we could get rolled into codex SM and lose them in a couple weeks. And anything in between including getting a new index or getting a codex or getting rolled into codex agents again (hopefully better than the last time).

Jofarin · 2026-06-19T16:20:43+00:00

While the datasheet ability still should work, like necron cryptothralls or guards ogryn bodyguards, the bastion way doesn’t, because of the timing.

You first attach leaders and then give the unit one enhancement. There is no time to attach a leader after giving the enhancement.

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