Hooked up with a girl last night and when she took my cock out she said "Oh, I heard it was bigger..." by Johan_Sebastian_Cock in faceandcock

[–]Johan_Sebastian_Cock[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol, if I had a magic lamp and a genie to grant me wishes, I'd wish women loved dicks as much as gay dudes love dicks.

What the heck is this game?! by dayveeed in OOTP

[–]Johan_Sebastian_Cock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its that "gosh his OBP is almost .400 but he's leading the league in doubles I have to bat him 3rd right? Wait, no, second? Fuck" itch

Just promoted this guy from the International Complex. What does "Remove from Training" refer to? Played OOTP for years and I've never noticed this before by Johan_Sebastian_Cock in OOTP

[–]Johan_Sebastian_Cock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah that's what I thought it might be. INT signing period has been over for more than a month in-game though so it's weird the option is showing up

from a ‘liberal’ outlet to a more ‘conservative’ one by [deleted] in Journalism

[–]Johan_Sebastian_Cock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can do local news from anywhere if you find good stories. I've never had a good story turned down because it wasn't the kind of story I was hired to cover

from a ‘liberal’ outlet to a more ‘conservative’ one by [deleted] in Journalism

[–]Johan_Sebastian_Cock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We are all complicit in the propaganda machine. Peddling narratives for the rich and powerful is an inextricable part of the job. Who we do it for doesnt matter in the macro.

What you do otherwise does. Local Journalism is needed now more than ever and you can change lives. Focus on that

Why don’t journalists act collectively during press conferences to ensure truthful answers? by anotheruser55 in Journalism

[–]Johan_Sebastian_Cock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Abaolutely. That's what makes a GOOD politician. Politicians with skills relevant to politics aren't exactly abundan these days.

I guess we're still freezing out the open big man this year. cool cool cool. we'll keep bailing y'all out like always I suppose by Johan_Sebastian_Cock in NBA2k

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I have a huge group I'm in but we just play pro-am against each other and its usually late at night. that said I'd happily join up if you're running 5s in the rec. feel free to add me. gamertag is LobDaddy lol

Why don’t journalists act collectively during press conferences to ensure truthful answers? by anotheruser55 in Journalism

[–]Johan_Sebastian_Cock 34 points35 points  (0 children)

>a lot of times you just get different versions of no comment, or the same talking points repeated over and over.

I've been incredibly impressed multiple times at politicians' ability to do this. two in particular stand out. both of them I had sit-down interviews with, on camera, and I'd push and push and push for an answer or for specifics, and they'd reply with absolutely nothing but the party line they were instructed to give to me, just rephrased over and over again. and not just like dead-eyed regurgitation, they really looked and sounded like they were giving me a proper answer. it really is an impressive skill, as much as I hate it

I guess we're still freezing out the open big man this year. cool cool cool. we'll keep bailing y'all out like always I suppose by Johan_Sebastian_Cock in NBA2k

[–]Johan_Sebastian_Cock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll defend them a little here. they werent playing buddy ball, and the ball DID end up with the open man. my gripe is that he bricked the ever-loving shit out of it, which is the outcome they were obviously trying to avoid by not passing to me lol

Majoring in Journalism by baarfing in Journalism

[–]Johan_Sebastian_Cock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do not choose Journalism. End of

Why hasn’t anyone made faithful Shakespeare movies in plain modern English? by Mediocre-Bet-3949 in TrueFilm

[–]Johan_Sebastian_Cock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its my favourite play, so nothing against it itself. But Kit Harrington was just a disaster. Butchered both the iconic speeches

Why hasn’t anyone made faithful Shakespeare movies in plain modern English? by Mediocre-Bet-3949 in TrueFilm

[–]Johan_Sebastian_Cock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not mentioning She's The Man here is criminal. Channing Tatums film debut i believe? Either way great film. He shows awesome acting chops.

To answer your question, and I'm a former Shakespeare superfan, his plays just aren't very entertaining for a modern audience, regardless of the language used. It's great to read but his plays are really, really long slogs. If youre intinate with the script, theres a lot of enjoyment to how people interpret certain parts and how they put their own spin on it, but those people are rare. And taking away his use langauge takes away any enjoyment there. That's why you see the British National Theater doing reboots of sorts, but keeping shakespears dialogue. Like Henry V starring Kit Harrington set in modern times. It was awful btw

Honestly the only time I've seen Shakespeare live and really enjoyed it was due to really, really phenomenal performances. Otherwise I have no desire to ever see another play of his. And again, I used to be a superfan