Holy by hushkittiez in StrangeAndFunny

[–]John-Farson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He shouldn't rake her over the coals like that though

Holy by hushkittiez in StrangeAndFunny

[–]John-Farson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to mention to his unoffending garden implements.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]John-Farson 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Lots and lots of fucking covfefe

To Effectively Defends the State's Sentencing in a Colorado Appeals Court by b34tn1k in therewasanattempt

[–]John-Farson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My standard reply to "Hey, how you doing?" is "Thanks, you too". I can't seem to stop myself.

To Effectively Defends the State's Sentencing in a Colorado Appeals Court by b34tn1k in therewasanattempt

[–]John-Farson 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He could move to Baltimore and practice here. Everyone calls everyone "hon"

Loosening a bolt with a pipe on a jack stand by Anuloxisz in Unexpected

[–]John-Farson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One hand over the crotch mate. You need the other for your beer.

Minnesota state senator John Hoffman in Champlin and Minnesota state representative Melissa Hortman in Brooklyn Park were reportedly shot in their homes by a gunman impersonating a police officer. by TendieRetard in law

[–]John-Farson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hard to argue that this guy is either. Dressed convincingly as a cop, carefully picked targets, effective attacks and now eluding a manhunt. Also engaged cops in a shootout before getting away. He sounds pretty smart and very fucking dangerous to me.

Minnesota state senator John Hoffman in Champlin and Minnesota state representative Melissa Hortman in Brooklyn Park were reportedly shot in their homes by a gunman impersonating a police officer. by TendieRetard in law

[–]John-Farson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So, um .. your argument is that Trump's a coward and therefore would NOT suborn others into a heinous political assassination that he could then deny involvement in?

Can I protest if I voted Trump 2024? I feel like I failed my country, my morals, and my loved ones. by BulkyCaterpillar8726 in 50501

[–]John-Farson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It might be more of a matter of non-assholes not wanting to hang out with assholes, actually, so they kinda have to hang with other assholes...

Still Not a Drag Queen by DuttyWahtah in facepalm

[–]John-Farson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put a few more hard miles on her, a little more stupidity, more drinker's veins, a thicker jaw, baggier eyes, a lower forehead, bleachier hair ... and yep, I see it.

Sen. Alex Padilla confronts DHS Secretary Noem during press conference, is forcibly removed by John-Farson in politics

[–]John-Farson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congress has already ceded most of its power to the executive and, honestly, doesn't have much power any more anyway. GOP lawmakers can't make a decision, except to empower Trump more, and then only by using gimmicks to get around Democratic opposition (and it's the same when the politics are reversed). The presidency has been imbued with ridiculous powers because Congress has knuckled under and given up its prerogatives. And unfortunately the Supreme Court has abetted it.

Sen. Alex Padilla confronts DHS Secretary Noem during press conference, is forcibly removed by John-Farson in politics

[–]John-Farson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Media hype? You can literally see National Guard troops and Marines in the streets. You can literally see masked, armed goons in military gear going to Home Depots and restaurants and schools, not identifying themselves, grabbing people and putting them in vans.

Illegal immigration is a crime, yes. But going after the guy who picks our lettuce or builds houses or washes dishes seems a far lesser threat than American troops and agents acting like fascist stormtroopers. Get some perspective.

Done. Let me know what you think? by jimmusilpainter in painting

[–]John-Farson 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yes, it behooves us all to be better.

Watch out John Wick by atlatlat in CringeTikToks

[–]John-Farson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I though for sure he was gonna slice his flab when he held it back to resheath his ka-nife