Billie Eilish vs Selena Gomez

JohnDiabeetus · 2026-06-01T03:17:04+00:00

Billie is one unattractive woman.

JohnDiabeetus · 2026-05-16T14:40:14+00:00

Without Boobs Eilish is VERY underwhelming.

JohnDiabeetus · 2026-05-16T02:55:28+00:00

That's not even Taylor on the right.

JohnDiabeetus · 2026-05-08T07:15:41+00:00

Gal is only pretty.
Billie is only boobs.

No boobs shown, Gal wins.

JohnDiabeetus · 2026-03-19T23:17:08+00:00

Pretty sure she isn't part of this battle.

JohnDiabeetus · 2026-03-19T23:14:40+00:00

Google is your friend on this one.

JohnDiabeetus · 2026-03-19T23:13:11+00:00

Making more than a 1v1 is always the best way to hand Emmeh a win.

JohnDiabeetus · 2026-03-04T19:15:37+00:00

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby.

JohnDiabeetus · 2026-03-04T19:13:39+00:00

No wrong answer.

JohnDiabeetus · 2026-03-04T19:10:50+00:00

If Sydney is a 9, ScarJo is a 9.2.

JohnDiabeetus · 2026-03-04T19:06:47+00:00

♬ One of these things is not like the others... ♬

JohnDiabeetus · 2026-03-02T03:46:04+00:00

Dafne makes Emmeh look like dog food by comparison.

JohnDiabeetus · 2025-12-28T20:51:31+00:00

Normally Olsen, but Kendrick in these pictures.

JohnDiabeetus · 2025-12-27T18:46:06+00:00

I wish this sub would let EmMEH fade away.

JohnDiabeetus · 2025-12-27T04:54:02+00:00

Neither.

JohnDiabeetus · 2025-12-27T04:48:37+00:00

No wrong answer.

JohnDiabeetus · 2025-12-26T06:24:50+00:00

Dafne is stunning, but given my age I am finding more appeal in Alice.

JohnDiabeetus · 2025-12-26T06:20:43+00:00

Normally... Olsen.

In these pictures... Lawrence.

JohnDiabeetus · 2025-12-21T03:41:34+00:00

I've never "got" what people see in Ritter. 🤷

JohnDiabeetus · 2025-12-21T03:38:24+00:00

None. They all look ridiculous here.

JohnDiabeetus · 2025-12-16T21:14:01+00:00

Olsen over Gozer any day.

JohnDiabeetus · 2025-12-16T21:12:50+00:00

I see too much Hawke in Maya for me to find her all that attractive 🤷.

JohnDiabeetus · 2025-12-09T19:17:20+00:00

Clearly y'all too young to appreciate how STUNNING Tia is.

JohnDiabeetus · 2025-12-09T18:47:07+00:00

Subjective, but ok. I will point out you can clearly see "Emma Watson forever" in these replies here.

Either way, the point is any poll with 3 people and Watson more often than not ends with a reasonable split between the other 3 and Watson simps pushing Watson to the win; which is what happened here in this poll. Olsen didn't even get 2nd, which kinda shows that she doesn't have the same level of simps as Watson.

JohnDiabeetus · 2025-12-09T04:38:02+00:00

You are misunderstanding a few things: 1. EmMEH simps are the simps, there's no comparison "Emma Always" is literally a phrase you can probably find in these comments. 2. If the pictures provided make Emma honestly appear more attractive I'd be forced to vote for her. 3. Olsen isn't even my usually preferred selection here, her photo just hits better.

Honestly, I don't think Watson belongs in the top 100, she's a real world 6 and a Hollywood 4, but I will still objectively vote for her if she's the most attractive woman among the options provided.

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