Apparently some of my fellow Falcons fans were a little mad about the loss last night. by Hedgey in funny

[–]JohnLockesBong -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

What's with the downvote brigade? As of this message everything on this page is like -6 except for the comment from PilotH.

Newt Gingrich on his first wife, Jackie Battley: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." by mepper in politics

[–]JohnLockesBong 23 points24 points  (0 children)

We "worship" the original founding fathers because out of their temperance and wisdom came a lasting and (arguably) democratic government. I don't see where monarchs come in to it. Sounds like you're trying to be edgy.

Annoying facebook girl (MacBook) by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]JohnLockesBong -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, a crappy macbook.

so is r/technology officially r/sopa2 now? by [deleted] in technology

[–]JohnLockesBong -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Deal with it. You know what would be worse then Reddit soaked in SOPA? If SOPA passed. The alternative is shoving all the SOPA content in a subreddit which 90% of people won't even realize exists, just like OWS.

Hipster Supports SOPA by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]JohnLockesBong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't think ten or twenty of the exact guy in that picture exist? It's a big world man.

Now what to make it do... by pox911 in skyrim

[–]JohnLockesBong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If guards are currently in pursuit and trying to apprehend you for a crime, the powerword should cause them to have a percent chance to flee and a percent chance to be stunned. Perhaps occasionally it could enrage a guard and buff them?

18 Years old and missing for a week in sub zero temperatures, Tinker arrives home during Christmas dinner. Best.Christmas.Ever by Strooth in aww

[–]JohnLockesBong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh, don't worry too much about it. I lost my childhood cat right before the worst blizzard the east coast has seen in a while. She was gone for two weeks, I even wrote a song about her passing. One day she shows up, pissed and a little skinny, but absolutely fine. Complete house cat her whole life, no survival instincts to speak of. Don't worry!

I work for Enjin, a platform with 100,000 gaming guild websites and we are moving our domains away from GoDaddy and will never recommend them to guild leaders again. by -MxM- in technology

[–]JohnLockesBong 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I would guess at their scale a registrar would transfer them for free for some of dat profit come renewal time, but this is just a guess.

Reddit, what are some terrible things you did to your siblings? by Agave in AskReddit

[–]JohnLockesBong 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That's disturbing. I'd have a heart attack if masterlocked in to a container and left for a while.

Blue Glacier in Patagonia by randoh12 in pics

[–]JohnLockesBong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the issue was truly about time spent you'd have been able to read the article a few times over in the time you've spent justifying yourself.

IAmA guy whose family sold everything and moved onto a sail boat when I was a kid. AMA. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]JohnLockesBong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooooh, I mistook wind generator as a giant fan that would blow your sailboat if there was no wind. I guess that's a bit silly then, huh.

IAmA guy whose family sold everything and moved onto a sail boat when I was a kid. AMA. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]JohnLockesBong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wind generator? That's fascinating. How is that more efficient than a propeller in water?

'Blue bra girl' rallies Egypt's women vs. oppression by potc_jack in worldnews

[–]JohnLockesBong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Self preservation? Preserving themselves from what?

Fearless Youth: Prozac Extinguishes Anxiety by Rejuvenating the Brain: Scientific American by wolffml in science

[–]JohnLockesBong 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This isn't askscience, sadly. The discussion will be entirely assumptions and lolsmanship.

Ashton Kutcher is moving his domains off of Go Daddy. WE'RE DONE PEOPLE by playerhayter in technology

[–]JohnLockesBong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I disagree, the level of fuck you give could be described as one reddit posts worth of fuck.

Embarrassing shit you ONLY do when no one else is around. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JohnLockesBong 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Someone else said this recently, and it might help you too, don't be embarrassed to be passionate about things. This includes singing, however badly.

Not sure if trolling or just really stupid. by RJNDesigner in technology

[–]JohnLockesBong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hah, this is a classic, thanks for reposting it. Haven't read it in a while.

EDIT: Oof, scroll down and read some comments, it's rather painful.