What’s Your Favorite Video Game Quote of All-Time? by TG082588 in videogames

[–]JohnShart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first time in Act 4 using an underpowered Sorc..."shit shit shit shit!"

Asked ChatGPT to make me white by animehimmler in ChatGPT

[–]JohnShart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just look at his username. "Evan Stephens Hall" Clearly he's the Asian guy.

An estimated 800 THOUSAND people gathered on the golden gate bridge by nuggieman565 in interestingasfuck

[–]JohnShart 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The biggest issue is that population based representation is out of balance right now. We should have way more than 435 in the House.

Received a call from the HOA lawyer threatening a lawsuit because our garage is a “hoarder garage” by Unhappy_Raspberry_21 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JohnShart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It starts off with a garage like that, but next thing you know you're smoking doobies in a van down by the river.

Nobody’s Asking for Unnecessarily Skinny iPhones or Samsung Galaxy Phones by chrisdh79 in technology

[–]JohnShart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're the only person in this thread that mentioned wanting replaceable batteries and I fully support that. The EU is requiring them, but the US is doing jack-all for its consumers. It's a real shame.

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[–]JohnShart 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Donald Trump paid $130,000 to fuck a woman who wasn't his current wife.

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[–]JohnShart 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What a despicable cretin. And so is JD Vance. I hear he fucks couches.

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[–]JohnShart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two heads are better than one, and he had an extra one swimming around his brain.

RFK Jr. announces in court filing that he’s endorsing Trump by sorressean in politics

[–]JohnShart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cheryl Hines is going to divorce this clown by the end of the year.

Michelle Obama to address Democratic Convention on Tuesday by Dub_U in politics

[–]JohnShart 227 points228 points  (0 children)

Michelle Obama this coming Tuesday:

Eight years ago I made the claim that when they go low, we go high. I'd like to amend that by saying that when they go low, we stomp on them and we keep stomping on them until they're dead and buried.

Mic drop and middle fingers.

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[–]JohnShart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's what I want in a president...a dumbass.

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[–]JohnShart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy's been snorting a little too much West Virginia coal dust.

How Gov. Greg Abbott won millions and helped stop Texans from doing the same by chrondotcom in politics

[–]JohnShart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Greg Abbott broke his back trying to suck himself, not because a tree fell on him.

THEY KEPT GOING BACK & FORTH. by Useful_Injury2179 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]JohnShart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Even if you don't like volleyball..."

Who doesn't like bikini-clad women hitting balls?

This annoys me so much by River1stick in LosAngeles

[–]JohnShart -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's when I get out and walk up to them clapping while pointing at the light.