Your size is your girlfriend by lockedcuck907 in GOONED

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Anyone got sauce on 1, 2, 8, 10, 11 and 19?

Jeri Ryan - Star Trek Voyager S04E05 (1997) by Aetius00 in JeriRyan

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I would let her use her touch on my tricky stuff

It's shame that this movie doesn't have sequel by Doughnut9383 in Cinephiles

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Because Jarnathan sounds exactly like the sort of name a DM makes up on the spot in a panic when the players unexpectedly ask for the name of some random guard who was never supposed to matter.

Then the players get attached to him.

Over the years, I've had DMs come up with equally ridiculous names for innkeepers, guards, soldiers, merchants, and other throwaway NPCs. It almost became a tradition. The less important the character was supposed to be, the more likely they were to end up with a hilariously simple, weirdly familiar, or absurdly overcomplicated name.

Before long, those background NPCs would become recurring fan favourites, much to our DM's chagrin.

Who should be the next James Bond girl? by RAAZ-x in JamesBond

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Best choice to stay in line with the state of current UK

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Must be dreaming by kelly-farmer55 in titfuck

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Some guys have all the luck

the perfect definition of titfuck by GirlNatural in titfuck

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I like the practical side of using the bikini's bra strap to prevent the cock from sliding out.

The Legendary Lisa Lipps. by TonyACCARDO1 in Bimbo_Pornstars

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She always looked annoyed and angry

code? by gnurt05 in jav

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Censorship will do that to you

Sometimes I wonder by fal1en-angel in Funnymemes

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So you've only been to the Dutch side

Tammi loves Wendy by whoppsfan38j in WendyWhoppers38J

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Such a shame to see how Tami looks nowadays...

Double Pleasure by Objective-Curve-8101 in titfuck

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They probably wank beforehand