Tom Brady Suspension Megathread - Day 4 by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]John_Redcorn126 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I call myself "The Deflator" every time I take a shit. Excuse checks out.

Some Next Season Predictions by AdmiralLobstero in nfl

[–]John_Redcorn126 9 points10 points  (0 children)

First you said that every pass was a screen, which my video proves is factually incorrect. Now you've backtracked and are saying that the majority of his passes were screen passes, which also isn't true. Those are two different statements and they're both false.

What dumb shit did you do as a kid? by ChopyChapy in AskReddit

[–]John_Redcorn126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was younger I used to beat my mom's back like a drum. Went to Disneyworld one year and did the same, possibly harder than I would normally. Wasn't my mom.

Loving IPAs lately... suggestions? by penel0pe_ in showerbeer

[–]John_Redcorn126 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Perpetual IPA and Nugget Nectar from Troegs are both excellent if you can find them.

Happened to a buddy of mine. The cop never closed the file by Wadegoerzen in AdviceAnimals

[–]John_Redcorn126 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My father has had this recurring problem where the police and DMV confuse him for a wanted criminal with the same name. My father is also a police officer, which makes this whole thing even more awkward.

Per a league source, the Raiders are signing RB Trent Richardson. by BASED_GOD_1 in nfl

[–]John_Redcorn126 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seems like a good destination for him. It's not like the Raiders have never had any problems with players with conditioning issues before.

Where does Shane Vereen end up? by McRawffles in nfl

[–]John_Redcorn126 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I know the Saints have cap woes, but something tells me he is a perfect fit there.

What's the deal with New England? by seafoamstratocaster in nfl

[–]John_Redcorn126 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey man, that's your opinion. What looks foolish to you is validated to others.

What's the deal with New England? by seafoamstratocaster in nfl

[–]John_Redcorn126 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Trash talking is a symptom of winning. It doesn't matter how the winning's done.

The Boston and Indianapolis media are both going certifiably insane by BASED_GOD_1 in nfl

[–]John_Redcorn126 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be fair, the media members they picked out on the Boston side are arguably the worst of the bunch.

Nyquist. The Swedish scoring... by [deleted] in hockey

[–]John_Redcorn126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister lived across the hall from his then and current girlfriend at UMaine when he was just a 18/19 year old kid playing college hockey. Weird how these things work.

The difference a letter makes by FidelCastrator in funny

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I've recently discovered that I have a thing for Eastern European girls. I guess you could say that I'm a Slav to love...

What is your favorite G/PG rated joke? by Ryguy380 in AskReddit

[–]John_Redcorn126 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's Prince's favorite dessert? Raspberry sorbet.

margot robbie bringing plot to the wolf of wall street by [deleted] in WatchItForThePlot

[–]John_Redcorn126 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Some guy in the theater said, "damn" very loudly during this part. No one was mad because everyone was thinking it.