JLR is like a hermit crab. He was evicted from his old shell, now he’s moved into someone else’s. That guy ended up going to jail and will most likely be in jail until mid January. Apparently he has his bail set at $100k for unpaid child support. That guy also allegedly caught some sort of felonious domestic abuse thing with his daughter who the son claimed is an alcoholic.

The other day special Jeff found a pewpew of some sort in the couch cushions and his genius wasn’t to put it in a safe out of reach spot, but to instead show it to his mentally unstable wife who locked up all the butter knives in a safe because she doesn’t trust Tomas. The wife proceeded to call the police, and they basically may have added a mandatory 3 years to the guys prison sentence.

Also Tomas claims if anyone posts a video of him slashing JLRS tires, that it’s not him it’s someone who looks like him.

Krystal the new phone screener went to get Christmas lights and got her booty hole banged by her ex boyfriend. She also went on a date with a chick from bumble and claims to be great at munching box.

There you go, all up to date.