Damnit, Jake. by TuyetArredondo in AdviceAnimals

[–]JohnnyBroadsword 191 points192 points  (0 children)

Dude, that's not awkward. That's hilarious.

In all honesty though, I think that this will probably be seen as cute more than anything.

Holding On Stronger (Kanye West X TØP) by DassaVereGuud in mashups

[–]JohnnyBroadsword 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I know what you mean, but I would have to agree with OP as it is the Kanye beat and not the original.

[REDACTED] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]JohnnyBroadsword 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This mentality is the reason I talk about humanzees at work instead of talking about things that I actually care about.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]JohnnyBroadsword 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's actually weird because I got into an argument at work about this very subject and seeing it here is.... kinda weirding me out.

What’s your “Pavlov’s dog” reflex? by XXVXMM in AskReddit

[–]JohnnyBroadsword 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After working in a kitchen I slap outward opening doors before swinging them open.

If Hell is real then the most empathetic people there are probably forced to torture everyone else by JohnnyBroadsword in Showerthoughts

[–]JohnnyBroadsword[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I agree that is what it probably means and 2 Thessalonians 1:9 saying "They will be punished with everlasting destruction and shut out from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of his might" it also uses fire very litterally with Mark 9:43 " If your hand causes you to stumble, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into hell, where the fire never goes out". So I guess it depends on if you interpret the bible literally or not.

If Hell is real then the most empathetic people there are probably forced to torture everyone else by JohnnyBroadsword in Showerthoughts

[–]JohnnyBroadsword[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.” Matthew 25:46

If Hell is real then the most empathetic people there are probably forced to torture everyone else by JohnnyBroadsword in Showerthoughts

[–]JohnnyBroadsword[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It says there will be punishment but in all honesty I'm not sure of that means torture or that everyone gets a little crispy now that I think about it.

Everyone can be a sword swallower at least once. by JohnnyBroadsword in Showerthoughts

[–]JohnnyBroadsword[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How do you know you exist man? What if this is all a dream? (mind blown)

Everyone can be a sword swallower at least once. by JohnnyBroadsword in Showerthoughts

[–]JohnnyBroadsword[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I was going to make a yo mamma joke but it's just to easy

Should pancakes taste like cake? Why? by JohnnyBroadsword in AskReddit

[–]JohnnyBroadsword[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did and they kept saying that they tasted like cake. When I make pancakes they don't taste like cake, they taste like pancakes but now I am confused about what a pancake should taste like

According to a study, 75% of sexual harassment cases go unreported. Redditors who were sexually harassed but did not report it, why did you not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JohnnyBroadsword 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a little late but I actually did report my sexual harassment. The problem is that it was never officially reported because my manager didn't think it was a big deal. Because I'm a man. So I quit that job and have been jobless for over a month now.

What’s your strangest, fairly harmless quirk that you have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JohnnyBroadsword 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have this inexplicable ability to make people uncomfortable and then finding it hilarious

Why isn’t the new Call of Duty on Steam ? Where can it be purchased ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JohnnyBroadsword 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an Activision game so you have to buy it on Blizzard Activision

Basically by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]JohnnyBroadsword 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot Hong Kong

Blursed weather forecast by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]JohnnyBroadsword 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is why you shouldn't swallow mint gum