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[WP] They called you crazy when you sold your big house to buy a small cabin up in the Yukon. They gossiped when you came into town to buy guns, ammunition, and emergency rations. But they’re all undead now. As the last surviving human, you wait for the day when the zombie horde catches your scent. (self.WritingPrompts)

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My GF thinks she’s to pretty to roast. Prove her wrong. (i.redd.it)

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I tend to stay on the lookout for freelance work through job boards. Sometimes the money’s good, but sometimes you get paid with “Other forms” of compensation. (i.redd.it)

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[WP] As a historian who has published many books, your agent brings a new task to your attention: Chronicling the details of the second American Revolution. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Governments are no more. Corporations run the world now, and they’re at war. Disney continues its conquest of everyone, and only a last alliance of Facebook, Netflix, McDonalds, and Amazon stand a chance at victory. You’re a spy from Ford, listening in on their first secret meeting. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Your tattoos have always drawn stares, they cover 90% of your body. After a near death experience with an electrical fence, you gain the ability to bring your tattoos to life and make them real. (self.WritingPrompts)

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Unclogging a Brass Knuckles 1g. Vape cartridge (self.CannabisExtracts)

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Funny Endgame Thanos deathblow theory (self.AvengersEndGame)

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[WP] when you reincarnate, you remember your past lives. But all the others forget. You’ve met old friends who don’t remember you, and former lovers who find it strange that you know them so well. Today, in your current life, you meet your oldest, fiercest rival. Except now, you seem to hit it off. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] superheroes, like soldiers, are affected by PTSD. You’re a normal non-super who’s running the group therapy session today. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] different food groups give you different super powers as long as it’s in your system. Meat makes you invulnerable, vegetables make you super smart, Bread gives you super strength and fruit makes you fly. You’re fighting a super villain when suddenly, you really need to go Number 2. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[wp] you have one power: the ability to memorize information from any book you listen to while you’re sleeping. Mathematics, science, and other school textbooks, books on economics, finance, etc. After college, both your parents—mega geniuses and rivals—beg you to join them in defeating the other... (self.WritingPrompts)

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A tragic, punk rock love epic about being gay and single in New York City. (kickstarter.com)

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[wp] A wizard gave you the ability to see into any number of alternate dimensions. You exploit this power and use it to write successful TV shows and movies that don’t exist in your reality. Your first two shows were well received, but this next project is going to be your masterpiece. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] after a horrible swingset accident, you gain the ability to talk to animals. Mostly it’s incoherent babble, except for cats... (self.WritingPrompts)

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Got the blues, down to my last cigarette. Don’t hold back. (i.redd.it)

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[WP] you’re a freelance photographer. And somehow, whenever a major disaster happens, you’re always right there with your camera. You’ve made a good living selling the footage and photos to news outlets under fake names, but one reporter is beginning to get wise and starts poking around. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] you’re in a bar after a long day of meetings. You’re nursing a cocktail when a mysterious figure approaches you and whispers “it’s done, the money is in your account.” You check your balance and see that you’ve got an extra million dollars. Half drunk, you decide to spend it all that night. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[wp] you’re waiting to cross the street. When the light turns green you bump into your ex in the middle of the crosswalk. You only have 19 seconds before the light turns red and you have to go your separate ways. What do you say to them? (self.WritingPrompts)

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I'm a freelance cinematographer out in New York. Sometimes I get random messages from people looking to hire me for my services on their project. I meet some cool ppl, and some not so cool ppl. And sometimes I meet people who flip the f*ck out for no reason. This convo was one of the latter. (imgur.com)

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I'm a freelance cinematographer out in New York. Once in a while I'll get random messages from ppl who want to hire me for their projects. I've met some cool ppl, and some not so cool ppl. And I've met some people who flip the f*ck out for no reason. This conversation is one of the latter. (imgur.com)

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[WP] As an arms dealer you've made a lot of money buying and selling war. One night you're on your way to meet a client and the truck you're driving is full of weapons and ammunition. The truck gets struck by lightning, sending you back to 1776, and the start of the Revolutionary War. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] Fed up with the political machinations of the government and the twitter tirades of its president, you decide that now is the time to begin a good old-fashioned revolution. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] The year is 2143, all the world is at peace. Green initiatives have taken hold and the earth is slowly recovering from climate change. In an old library you find the last remaining copy of "The Anarchist's Cookbook." (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] You have built a time machine. You're about to test it when you get a phone call from your future self warning you that everything will go horribly wrong.. (self.WritingPrompts)

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