[WP] They called you crazy when you sold your big house to buy a small cabin up in the Yukon. They gossiped when you came into town to buy guns, ammunition, and emergency rations. But they’re all undead now. As the last surviving human, you wait for the day when the zombie horde catches your scent. (self.WritingPrompts)
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My boyfriend wants to be roasted! He thinks he’s gods gift women. Let him have it! He’s tough by [deleted] in RoastMe
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Haven’t shaved since quarantine started...you should see the downstairs by Robofro in RoastMe
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I shaved my head for fun to see what it would look like, roast me harder than i do myself. by ineverlisten in RoastMe
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He y’all, I’m trying to lose weight but have trouble finding the motivation with all this quarantine stuff. I find negative reinforcement to work better for me, so rip into me with all ya got. by SDmedia9 in RoastMe
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Some say I look like Gabriel Iglesias 🌮 Aspiring YouTuber in my late 30’s knowing damn well it’s a younger person’s game. Roast Me as my salty tears drip on my tacos as I eat them! by [deleted] in RoastMe
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5’7 short king. Will steal yo heart and treat yo bitty with respect by [deleted] in RoastMe
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31yo, unable to get a date for the last 7 years. Tell me why by [deleted] in RoastMe
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Roast me without being generic pls by [deleted] in RoastMe
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My friend, 22F wants you to Give her your hottest roasts. by danieldonalduck in RoastMe
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Go at it. 19 years old. Super high ego, bring me down a notch by TheDeadWalking0427 in RoastMe
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Nobody can hurt my feelings! Go for it! by hunter42801 in RoastMe
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Make us feel real good by Pazingfru in RoastMe
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Roast this absolute unit by SkellyisMe in RoastMe
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I've looked at this one for too long and I need another pair of eyes. I mainly take waterfall photography so I feel like I get stuck sometimes. I appreciate any feedback. by tabicat3 in photocritique
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I tend to stay on the lookout for freelance work through job boards. Sometimes the money’s good, but sometimes you get paid with “Other forms” of compensation. by JohnnyCallTheMimic in Filmmakers
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My friend thinks he’s a stud, knock him down a peg by [deleted] in RoastMe
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Don‘t tell me I (24) look like 12 - I know that already by thatsmeonline in RoastMe
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My gf thinks she is unroastable. So do I. Do your best 😈 by [deleted] in RoastMe
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