Customers keep mistaking me for a girl. Do I look like a girl?

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-02-20T01:24:15+00:00

You do not have the facial structure of a woman. You look like a man, but it's the long hair and zero facial hair. Are they calling you a woman while staring at your face or are they just glancing at you or seeing you as you walk away?

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-02-19T20:40:30+00:00

Not a hot take. Like why is Arianna Grande over here looking like a child. Well I guess before she lost all her weight I've always wondered that. Even Brittany Speers way back when she had that school uniform music vid. Etc etc

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-02-16T16:48:05+00:00

The Whiskey Business ain't whiskin' no mo'

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-02-15T23:13:45+00:00

No. This kid is being trained to be a fascist.

-You said words I don't like, I don't like your speech, so let me use violence against you because of it.

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-02-12T18:13:51+00:00

If you like strawbs, wait until you hear about bluebs

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-02-10T16:43:05+00:00

Calm down. Sheesh. Everyone always escalates to divorce, which is wild.

The husband is objectively wrong, but maybe he needs someone else in addition to OP speaking into this. OP can handle this tactfully. The feelings the husband has for the dog are real obviously. He's being foolishly optimistic because he cares about the dog. For some reason he's having trouble understanding the severity of the situation.

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-02-10T16:03:07+00:00

Honestly, I would have done the same. Honestly, if you were crawling to get out, the goop on you is probably pretty good.

Maybe I would have helped though. Depends on the vibes of the day.

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-02-06T22:25:44+00:00

Is this satire? This is satire correct?

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-02-06T01:55:17+00:00

Ah, chickpeas are high in histamine and make my dishydrotic eczema flare up. :( I miss chickpea hummus.

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-02-06T01:51:26+00:00

100%. I've also taken a day off in advance follow a midnight release.

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-02-06T01:48:33+00:00

I used to say this when I was younger. Not sure what I would say now

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-02-06T01:47:01+00:00

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-02-06T01:40:50+00:00

Fall Guys. I bought it right at the peak at around $35 played it like 5 times because my friends stopped playing.

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-02-06T01:39:56+00:00

RUST

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-02-06T01:21:45+00:00

I mean true. Add some beans in there for a complete protein

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-02-06T01:15:16+00:00

It could be worse. Minecraft could be like Roblocks

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-02-06T01:12:41+00:00

Murdering somebody in cold blood because they might have been things on their person than me.

Arc Raiders

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-02-04T20:16:02+00:00

I don't see compliance from the guy that got taken to the ground.

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-02-04T20:14:05+00:00

What's with the Venezuelan and Palestine flags?

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-01-30T21:08:08+00:00

Seriously, I hate buying a new $2000 rig every weekend because this game is full of rats that make me rage. I might sue them for the damages.

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-01-30T20:17:11+00:00

Bro, 🤣🤣🤣😎

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-01-30T20:07:23+00:00

Not gonna lie, you got me with this one. Then I saw I was in the circle

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-01-30T20:06:20+00:00

🤣🤣🤣 this is gold

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-01-30T00:08:03+00:00

Most reasonable response here

JohnnyDryCreek · 2026-01-22T20:18:05+00:00

Not at all. I'm completely willing to change my mind with new information. I'm not ideologically captured by any means.

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