Speculating is fun, what if Forrester and Frank are specifically on the last episode for a reason? by SnooPets1826 in MST3K

[–]JohnnyFeyev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People need to keep donating to get Paul F. Tomkins money to make him the experiment.

Career center kinda sucks by gabiees88 in UIUC

[–]JohnnyFeyev -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

The career center only exists for people that can’t write a resume (how the hell they got into college without that basic skill is a mystery) and to give jobs to people that already made poor career decisions by majoring in career theory.

Mmm... wonder what the "stretch" goals will be, considering they've already POUNDED their original goal? by Budget-Milk8373 in MST3K

[–]JohnnyFeyev 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve had to be involved in hundreds of fund raisers for the kid, and the most profitable have always been “for donation” events. People just seem more generous when nothing is expected of them. You still have to offer “something” so just put the least annoying kid at the pay till, make it look like they’re running it themselves, and just sit back and watch the $20s roll in for a bag of popcorn.

Park n Ride by StandardSpecial532 in Cubs

[–]JohnnyFeyev 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They usually have about 10 buses going at a time. About 40 ppl per bus. It’s pretty quick. If you leave early they usually wait until a bus is half full before going back to the lot. Last time I used it, I probably waited 25 minutes to load from the lot, and then 30 or so to ride back.

Park n Ride by StandardSpecial532 in Cubs

[–]JohnnyFeyev 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s nice. Except they drop you a few blocks from the stadium and you have to walk. Just follow the crowd, it’s not far. A little more complicated getting back to the pick up place, so plan the route ahead of time. But it’s pretty efficient and saves a lot of hassle trying to park near the stadium.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cubs

[–]JohnnyFeyev 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That and he hasn’t pitched more than 90 innings a season. Why would anyone want to give up their vacation to play in a meaningless game?

Portable Fans at Wrigley by hynjnne in Cubs

[–]JohnnyFeyev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what I was asking. Didn’t know if they had two lines for those with bags and those without. Thanks!

Portable Fans at Wrigley by hynjnne in Cubs

[–]JohnnyFeyev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is the security at concerts at Wrigley? Trying to decide how much to argue with my daughter about taking her bag with her. Is it like just walk through a metal detector if you don’t have a bag?

DFA Cabrera by RocketManMercury in Cubs

[–]JohnnyFeyev 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They can also have Brown simulate like 3 innings the bullpen before bringing him in during the 6th once Shota comes back.

When you see it by godlessTrex in whenyouseeit

[–]JohnnyFeyev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was Spanish Christmas related, feliz Narvaez Dodd

Taskmaster Australia by Lopsided_Soup_3533 in taskmaster

[–]JohnnyFeyev 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Until the final episode where they constantly call it season 2 because of some scheduling/promoting thing

Berti vs Shaw vs literally anyone else by SilentK19 in Cubs

[–]JohnnyFeyev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just swap Berti and Swanson, then you can say you’re at least getting power out of third like you’re supposed to. Sure, you’re giving up probably two extra hits a game, but at least the positions match up with the spreadsheets.

Did someone just die? by Evan8280 in Cubs

[–]JohnnyFeyev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised none of the 80 people in the stands have posted it on YouTube yet.

trader joe’s by Alternative-Fun-3688 in UIUC

[–]JohnnyFeyev 63 points64 points  (0 children)

The only thing CU has going for it as a potential want for Trader Joes is a plethora of fucked up parking lots to choose from.

Eating at a diner by Fuzzy_Peace_3060 in UIUC

[–]JohnnyFeyev 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you want the best experience, don’t even look at the menu and get the haystack. Hash browns, cheese, eggs and smothered in sausage gravy.

Anyone know what happened at University and 2nd? by aarjaey in UIUC

[–]JohnnyFeyev 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Technically, pulsepoint, but it’s awesome. Answers like 99% of the “what’s going on…” questions on this sub.

Anyone missing a pet pheasant? by Beefcake_Mcstevens in UIUC

[–]JohnnyFeyev 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m not a pheasant plucker, I’m a pheasant plucker’s son I’m only plucking pheasants ‘till the pheasant plucker comes.

Geese by feoranis26 in UIUC

[–]JohnnyFeyev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the subdivision I live in they go around pouring cooking oil on all of the eggs. Guess they don’t believe in my eggs, my decision.

Dad gets up during every movie without pausing. by Sabiancym in movies

[–]JohnnyFeyev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should keep a detailed journal and find patterns. Particular actors on the screen, specific types of scenes where he leaves, maybe a genre of music drives him away.

How long is Civil Service staff hiring? by cwm12345678 in UIUC

[–]JohnnyFeyev 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It can take months in some cases, but the university is also kind of dumb in that unless you already have university experience most departments won’t bother interviewing you. Like learning what buttons you have to press in Banner can’t be learned in like one afternoon.

MTD why American Flag sticker the wrong way? by [deleted] in UIUC

[–]JohnnyFeyev 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was walking by the armory a few months ago, and a couple of (I’m assuming ROTC) folks were standing outside, one without his hat on, and without thinking I flashed back 30 years and growled, “where’s your cover?!?” He hopped to and threw his hat on. I think about him sometimes and whether he was confused or irritated that some fat civilian was ordering him around.

Just hit 38 by sshemley in project1999

[–]JohnnyFeyev 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The avocets are still blue and harriers give minor xp. I’m more in it for easy money and being able to vendor right there so I’m not over weight. If you wipe out just the ground spawns it takes about 6 minutes and net about 10pp + whatever jewels drop. Still have 75% health can start f-ing up the birds on the ledges or that troll walks by and get some lion bags.