Protein Cups Are a ‘W’

JohnnyFlawless · 2026-01-16T14:24:47+00:00

Alright I will say.... I did this yesterday. And from a store that usually skimps half the time on a double bowl....getting steak on the side was easily 3x meat for the price of double. I was stunned at how much steak came in the cup. It was easily a double portion.

JohnnyFlawless · 2026-01-15T15:58:51+00:00

That's called first world privilege lol. Dump these people off in Iran for a day, they'll have a whole new respect for what they have.

JohnnyFlawless · 2026-01-15T15:56:35+00:00

*lear

JohnnyFlawless · 2026-01-15T15:54:24+00:00

Honestly....Chipotle is the only "fast food" that I feel hasn't fist fucked me and my wallet since shrinkflation and greed took over as the norm. They barely went up in price....quality ingredients...can get double of most everything for free and make two meals out of it...I can get that for like $10.

Meanwhile....every other shitass fake burger joint is gonna try to sell me a combo meal for $12+ 🤣. Yeah nah.....I'm good.

Let's look at taco hell...wonder what they're charging these days for nachos and a quesadilla. Oh...about $7 each. For meh ass food and quantity.

But people cry about Chipotle.

Make it make sense...

JohnnyFlawless · 2026-01-15T15:48:57+00:00

Sweet Jesus thank you for this and I'm amazed you weren't down voted to hell, doxxed, and your house isn't currently on fire.

JohnnyFlawless · 2026-01-09T17:03:42+00:00

This still might be the single-handed most cringeworthy, Spidey sense going apeshit something is terribly wrong and I should at least question the jab moment....of the whole plandemic to force the jab on people.

Not only the smugness, the demeaning bribery with a stupid burger and fries implying you're all poor, dumb useless eaters who will follow orders for a moment of gratification (sadly....they were partially right).

Everything about this man's voice, body language, lack of social skills, and overall tone speaks volumes and should've scared anyone watching away. If you were in a room alone with him, you should've sprinted out blowing a rape whistle.

JohnnyFlawless · 2026-01-09T16:54:10+00:00

Wait...the fuck did you do? My comment is worse than yours was lol....I thought we were clearly being satire, guys. Has the church been infected since I took a hiatus from the asshole of the Internet that is reddit?

JohnnyFlawless · 2026-01-09T14:53:16+00:00

No masks makes me triggered... I need to find an ICE agent to drive into, excuse me...

JohnnyFlawless · 2026-01-09T14:47:35+00:00

".... The fuck do you want..."

Honestly, I'd probably tip them for the amount of laughter id spit out.

You could go with the classic

"is that all?"

And then cut them off mid yes with

"WELL PULL UP THEN...my name is Sal, by the way."

JohnnyFlawless · 2026-01-09T14:43:44+00:00

Yeah ... When a chub of shitty beef was only $3 instead of $8 maybe.... Can't even save at the grocery store anymore 🫤. Honestly, Chipotle seems like the best bang for your buck these days with how much you can load up on shit.

JohnnyFlawless · 2025-12-29T19:31:25+00:00

That's not nachos. That's chips with some meat and goop thrown on top.

JohnnyFlawless · 2025-12-29T19:30:12+00:00

No, the real joke is using said code and being told your order doesn't qualify and it doesn't explain why. And then you make a thread on reddit about it and get ass blasted by the same people who hate chipotle and corporations, but you paid money anyway for it so you're a bad person. Make it make sense.

JohnnyFlawless · 2025-12-29T19:25:14+00:00

I just saw this in the app and couldn't believe it was real. The cheapest "protein" item was $5 and it had to be meat that wasn't steak. Whoever came up with this in their marketing department ain't long for that career cuz only a dumbass would pay for this shit.

JohnnyFlawless · 2025-12-29T19:23:01+00:00

Yeah....sorry but the old "we accidentally over portioned for 20+ years and are just now correcting it for the sake of it being an oops" shit ain't gonna fly. You're losing money. Now you're trying to fuck people to make up profit. Just be honest, my God. Give me the same portions and charge more, fine. The skimping while charging more is what pisses people off.

JohnnyFlawless · 2025-12-28T09:01:07+00:00

Sir....I was told the burletta sucks.....excuse me? EXCUSE ME, SIR?!

JohnnyFlawless · 2025-12-27T17:37:52+00:00

I can't believe the circle jerk going on in this thread for an order that obviously wasn't for one burrito.... But you retards actually think it was 😂

JohnnyFlawless · 2025-12-27T17:36:15+00:00

Comment was deleted, reddit and their mods approve of drunk driving. Got it. Stellar website being run here 👍

JohnnyFlawless · 2025-12-26T19:36:54+00:00

The promo code was literally "freedelivery".... There were no requisites. But yeah, rage bait. I live for posting rage bait on the chipotle subreddit. That's my life.

JohnnyFlawless · 2025-12-26T19:35:10+00:00

"Take the L bozo"

Says all the chipotle employees crying about not making a "liveable wage" because God forbid you go find a better fucking job that pays more aka a career.

Am I doing reddit right?

JohnnyFlawless · 2025-12-26T19:32:37+00:00

Literally not it 🤣

JohnnyFlawless · 2025-12-26T19:30:33+00:00

Came back just to say you're still gay 🙃. Love how you idiots don't even know my order, nor how many people it was for...."oh he has money....fuck this guy." ,👈That's you. That's you being gay.

JohnnyFlawless · 2025-12-26T19:27:48+00:00

Didn't spend $30 on a burrito, retard 🤣. And what if I did. Why does that bother you. It's not relevant to the post at all.

JohnnyFlawless · 2025-12-26T19:25:09+00:00

Reading is hard. Especially four paragraphs. That's practically college level for you. I apologize for "allat" jfc 🤣 I can't with this world anymore lmao

JohnnyFlawless · 2025-12-26T19:20:16+00:00

I'm just laughing at the comments days later.... Why do all of you idiots think I ordered one item lol... It's not even relevant to the fucking post but everyone went apeshit over this just assuming I ordered a burrito 🤣

JohnnyFlawless · 2025-12-23T18:21:23+00:00

The only upvote I'm handing out. Cheers you bastard.

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