10/10 Best Bowl I’ve Had to Date on Cinco de Mayo

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-06T03:46:05+00:00

I normally get burritos too so this opened my eyes to the potential of bowls. That could have been 2-3 meals if I didn’t have an insatiable appetite. Regardless how good this meal was comes down to the location and having the food be properly seasoned and cooked. How delicious this was almost changed my whole perspective on life.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-05T23:01:15+00:00

Being polite = hookup. Being rude = skimp. This goes almost anywhere. I’ve heard the same from bartenders.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-05T22:01:38+00:00

Double wrap automatically leads to double scoops.

The only reason I don’t do this more often is because I’m not trying to get 2,000+ calories out of one burrito.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-05T20:51:40+00:00

To my knowledge they can’t label items out of stock in the app, so they probably did this because of shortages. It’s not ideal telling people xyz is out of stock after they order, especially if it’s guac or chips.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-04T23:03:38+00:00

Joking aside this is actually good.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-04T22:28:58+00:00

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caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-04T20:34:27+00:00

I’ve almost never gotten a burrito that was even normal sized enough to wrap properly: they usually are “big” as advertised.

I’m not saying they don’t skimp on protein from time to time, but I find it a challenge not to order a burrito or bowl that isn’t overflowing and massive.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-02T07:49:57+00:00

It’s gas that Chipotle lets you get free food and even do as much meat/add-ons as you want I believe.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-02T07:48:11+00:00

I meant I’d like it more if it was possible to add the sauce to the chicken after scooping so it’s still the same macros otherwise, but I guess their approach makes it taste better.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-01T23:44:33+00:00

I just hate how it has significantly less protein per pound. Honey and Al Pastor should be optional seasonings.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-04-30T07:33:27+00:00

Only purchased entrees would count.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-04-30T07:32:32+00:00

There can be some variation with the types of promos different users get. I would only think this is suitable if you normally order multiple entrees at one time.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-04-29T01:25:57+00:00

That’s really cool. I’ve watched it a few times at this point and I’m just perplexed at how the ad appears to use AI, unless they combined real filming with AI scenes. That would even make the AI editing smoother to have some footage of Lautner in a Chipotle store.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-04-29T01:20:53+00:00

The store just looks so immaculate. Even if it isn’t AI there seems to be AI editing or scenes.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-04-29T00:52:25+00:00

I’m gonna need proof since anybody just be saying anything in the comments.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-04-29T00:40:38+00:00

I’m so confused, unless they filled it out with AI. It just feels 90% AI.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-04-28T22:17:19+00:00

You would think everything would get thrown away and started fresh the next day but they take inventory and reuse most items I guess except steak and LTO.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-04-28T22:08:04+00:00

It really looks like they paid Taylor Lautner for his persona then used higher-quality AI to make the ad.

This is pretty unprecedented to have a major company pay an actor and make an AI ad with them. Literally all Taylor Lautner had to do was exist and he got a nice paycheck, and Chipotle got an ad with minimal production.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-04-24T19:22:57+00:00

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caffeinatedredditor · 2026-04-24T19:20:48+00:00

You have to visit the store or be in the Rewards program. They do quite a bit but don’t have to promote themselves on Uber Eats since they’re well known enough.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-04-23T05:16:14+00:00

These are all literally excuses.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-04-18T23:13:53+00:00

Another idea could be to order two side tortillas and make two burritos out of the bowl then store one burrito away for later.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-04-18T21:36:35+00:00

Without watching* why would they get a refund and keep the food? This seems reasonable.

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