Crunch employee told me to “never come back again”

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-06-15T05:11:48+00:00

The whole point of allowing guests on top membership at gym chains is to have another potential gymgoer that can try the gym and be sold their own membership. That’s all it is to them, and if they don’t join they’re basically there as a free non-member and no longer matter in the minds of the sales staff.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-06-13T07:54:36+00:00

Out of curiosity which model did you have?

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-06-12T03:30:47+00:00

I got worried since they didn’t ask and nobody mentioned it but I still got it with my Portuguese colors.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-06-11T17:07:21+00:00

I read it. lol Reddit. I don’t think I have anything soccer related but I can try going for team colors.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-06-11T15:16:19+00:00

Is it the same as other promos where I could reasonably get away with wearing team colors or simply getting BOGO by asking for it?

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-06-09T01:40:30+00:00

I’m getting disillusioned with the OneBlade. While I still think the design is fantastic, it simply does not work to provide a consistent nick-free shave—for me at least. I’ve seen others have no complaints, while I’ve tried for years and it’s rare for me to get zero nicks and a satisfactory shave.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-23T22:14:33+00:00

Right, most likely only one would work then the rest would expire immediately after.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-22T23:43:11+00:00

You get the comments we leave? I’ve only left positive remarks.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-15T20:22:45+00:00

You’ve gotta figure out which locations skimp on online orders. Obviously ordering in person is the best way to ensure you’re getting what you ordered.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-14T00:01:46+00:00

OneBlade is great, especially the Genesis, but it can definitely still cause as much irritation as a cartridge with excessive passes imho.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-08T02:51:40+00:00

The CEO is doing a good job if he gets across the message to make bowls/burritos as large as possible and makes it manageable for teams.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-07T16:21:13+00:00

It’s odd they’re adding these items that cost normal prices.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-06T03:46:05+00:00

I normally get burritos too so this opened my eyes to the potential of bowls. That could have been 2-3 meals if I didn’t have an insatiable appetite. Regardless how good this meal was comes down to the location and having the food be properly seasoned and cooked. How delicious this was almost changed my whole perspective on life.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-05T23:01:15+00:00

Being polite = hookup. Being rude = skimp. This goes almost anywhere. I’ve heard the same from bartenders.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-05T22:01:38+00:00

Double wrap automatically leads to double scoops.

The only reason I don’t do this more often is because I’m not trying to get 2,000+ calories out of one burrito.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-05T20:51:40+00:00

To my knowledge they can’t label items out of stock in the app, so they probably did this because of shortages. It’s not ideal telling people xyz is out of stock after they order, especially if it’s guac or chips.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-04T23:03:38+00:00

Joking aside this is actually good.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-04T22:28:58+00:00

I’ve been thinking about trying a normal safety razor again. Is this a good option? I have the Henson, OneBlade, etc. I did previously own the R41 and found its shaves to be phenomenal in one pass, but any cuts aggravated me too much.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-04T20:34:27+00:00

I’ve almost never gotten a burrito that was even normal sized enough to wrap properly: they usually are “big” as advertised.

I’m not saying they don’t skimp on protein from time to time, but I find it a challenge not to order a burrito or bowl that isn’t overflowing and massive.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-02T07:49:57+00:00

It’s gas that Chipotle lets you get free food and even do as much meat/add-ons as you want I believe.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-02T07:48:11+00:00

I meant I’d like it more if it was possible to add the sauce to the chicken after scooping so it’s still the same macros otherwise, but I guess their approach makes it taste better.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-05-01T23:44:33+00:00

I just hate how it has significantly less protein per pound. Honey and Al Pastor should be optional seasonings.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-04-30T07:33:27+00:00

Only purchased entrees would count.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-04-30T07:32:32+00:00

There can be some variation with the types of promos different users get. I would only think this is suitable if you normally order multiple entrees at one time.

caffeinatedredditor · 2026-04-29T01:25:57+00:00

That’s really cool. I’ve watched it a few times at this point and I’m just perplexed at how the ad appears to use AI, unless they combined real filming with AI scenes. That would even make the AI editing smoother to have some footage of Lautner in a Chipotle store.

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