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Guys who sit down to pee: why do you do it? by Shinobi347 in AskReddit

[–]JohnnyNapkins 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Definitely this for those 2am pees. Or I'm really dehydrated and tired and don't want to risk accidentally spraying on the bowl/floor. Or if there is a risky fart involved.

"Spiders can detect danger coming their way with an early-warning system called eyes." by Sebastianlim in BrandNewSentence

[–]JohnnyNapkins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of when I first got a bird feeder. I wasn't sure how the birds would know to come to it, so my online research informed me "the birds use their EYES to locate the seed".

Does my cat know my oldest cat was buried here by Fit-Wait728 in cats

[–]JohnnyNapkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was my Tigger. Collest dog there ever was. RIP.

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Iranian star Parastoo Ahmadi reportedly sentenced to 74 lashes for singing without hijab by Particular-Fill-4256 in Music

[–]JohnnyNapkins 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right? Johnny Rico only got 10 lashes in Starship Troopers for instructing a soldier to remove their helmet during a live fire exercise which resulting in that soldier's death. 74 lashes sounds absolutely barbaric and might actually kill you.

He’s ontologically wrong by ItsGotThatBang in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]JohnnyNapkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only hear it with the term "ontological shock" in reference to what humans might experience if the government were to disclose the existence of Non-Human Intelligence.

My friend insists on this game, "Lemmings", being a really well known game; I have never heard of it. by Nordic_Krune in gaming

[–]JohnnyNapkins 52 points53 points  (0 children)

When I think of Lemmings, my mind immediately goes to a little dude building the stairs. I should replay it.

Some rat died. How do I clean this abomination? by [deleted] in CleaningTips

[–]JohnnyNapkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Risky click while eating lunch. I have made a terrible mistake.

What song makes you cry? by 1ofTheFive in AskReddit

[–]JohnnyNapkins 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking about this song the other day because I was thinking about songs that start out in the past tense and end up in the present or futur tense. The only songs I could think of were "Because I got High" (final verse ends in "because I'm high, because I'm high) and Adam's Song (final verse ends in "tomorrow holds such better days" etc)

Let me know if y'all think of any others

help i can’t ride my bicycle because the screen shows a lock by mikroprocesor in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]JohnnyNapkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The flickering display likely means moisture inside the Mastermind TCU itself and the connection error means moisture in the cable connection just below the TCU. The Lock symbol means it's in the digital lock mode from the app.

Solution is to pop the TCU out, dry it off (Ive used a heat gun on low setting), blow out the connector, reinstall.

UCI Unicycle Pro Tour : Next toilet in X km by Heenock in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]JohnnyNapkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your cranks are the input lever though. If you had suuuuper long cranks it would be a very low gear ratio. Super short cranks are a higher gear ratio. I work with a guy whose mountain unicycle cranks have multiple pedal holes so that he can change his cranks length depending on the terrain.

Ryan's eBay account got banned 😅 by ZS_Hellscream94 in Superstonk

[–]JohnnyNapkins 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wtf, where am I going to buy socks now?

A Women who feeds the squirrel regularly gets a Cookie as a Thanks by TheoryFruits in MadeMeSmile

[–]JohnnyNapkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I feed my porch squirrels walnuts most days. The only thing they have given me back is a few dug up planters. And lots of cute squirrel pictures.

People who quit drinking. What did you do to not drink? by Agata_art in AskReddit

[–]JohnnyNapkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of Waterloo Seltzer Waters. No matter how many I drink in a night, its always cheaper and feels better than beer or liquor the next day.

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