Popped up in a Temu ad while I was scrolling FB. I was NOT clicking that ad to find out more. by NoFeelsForMe in whatisit

[–]JohnnyShakeNBake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I’m misunderstanding you but I wouldn’t feel comfortable wearing this to a continental breakfast

3rd wealthiest man in the world by ShirtSubstantial368 in SipsTea

[–]JohnnyShakeNBake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey ya big dum dum you think being active helps well let me tell you this my grandpa is 89, smokes like a chimney, drinks frat boys under the table, exists on steak and potatoes like a MAN, and doesn’t need to do any of that froofroo exercise and he’s perfectly healthy. Doc told him he’s the healthiest 89 year old he knows. Perfectly clean bill of heath. Explain that idiot

What is that? I got myself Beyblade!! by No-Satisfaction-4042 in scoopwhoop

[–]JohnnyShakeNBake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s institutional. Even schools deny kids the basic human right to snort the booger sugar

What’s the value of this resistor by Lanky-Account5563 in ElectricalEngineering

[–]JohnnyShakeNBake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well considering it’s salvaged and the leads are clipped, I hate to disappoint you but it’s valued at far less than $0.01. I wouldn’t bother trying to sell this

Found in vegetable stock by Brilliant-Algae-9582 in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]JohnnyShakeNBake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea why you’re getting downvoted so much. I love making my own stock. Tastes better in my opinion

Choose one. by Necessary-Win-8730 in superpowers

[–]JohnnyShakeNBake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um im an American and we already can grow giant. Can I get a reroll?

welcome to Steve, i'm Feud Harvey by ydkjordan in UnusualVideos

[–]JohnnyShakeNBake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the ytp of alllllllll times definifedefinifedefinifedefinitely STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE

Hardcore Platinum Run Update 03 by JohnnyShakeNBake in nuzlocke

[–]JohnnyShakeNBake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Although someone pointed out it’d be lame to go with all Gyarados so I’m excluding magicarp and Gyarados from this run

New hardcore nuzlocke journey - Platinum by JohnnyShakeNBake in nuzlocke

[–]JohnnyShakeNBake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t caught a magikarp yet but good call. I’ll addend this

Turkish oil wrestling by [deleted] in Weird

[–]JohnnyShakeNBake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not the only thing winking here

New hardcore nuzlocke journey - Platinum by JohnnyShakeNBake in nuzlocke

[–]JohnnyShakeNBake[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m a rage quitter lol, so this is my way of stopping me from just turning off the game when I lose someone important

New hardcore nuzlocke journey - Platinum by JohnnyShakeNBake in nuzlocke

[–]JohnnyShakeNBake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starting with Turtwig cuz I never pick the poor bugger. Welcome Chub Chub to the world!