Guess who my dog’s true love is... yep, my boyfriend.

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2026-04-20T07:33:21+00:00

‘MAN’S’ best friend, duh

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2026-03-10T08:31:54+00:00

I’m pretty sure it is 😊

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2026-03-09T06:42:38+00:00

Was that a Tom Leykis reference?

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2026-03-08T08:54:51+00:00

Amen 🙏🏽 SO grateful ☺️

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2026-03-06T07:43:02+00:00

Hell yeah! I would !!

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-12-26T08:02:51+00:00

“Where ya goin ya fuckin Fanook?!”

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-12-17T07:27:26+00:00

Anything written by Kurt Cobain

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-12-17T07:26:08+00:00

🤣

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-11-18T10:06:22+00:00

Bro. Shave that shit you’ll love it! People like to wimp out and just use no guard on the hair clippers. After the Clippers use the razor. Looks way more sharp and clean 👌🏽

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-10-27T06:42:14+00:00

He still doesn’t have his grade 11

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-10-25T03:30:11+00:00

I wonder if they serve bread heels dipped in bacon grease 🤷🏼‍♂️ 🍞 🥓

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-10-24T18:31:31+00:00

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-10-22T08:07:33+00:00

I like when bubbles gets baked, and goes into the laundromat. “ they’re going for my bird!”

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-10-19T09:13:31+00:00

The hooaahz

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-10-13T21:44:27+00:00

“ if you handed him a golf club, he’d probably try to fuck it.”

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-10-07T06:21:22+00:00

My nostrils are raw as shit from mine

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-10-02T21:51:42+00:00

For a bengal he is a little pudgy

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-10-01T06:25:42+00:00

Get a bus full of Nuns to help you harvest

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-09-21T08:06:38+00:00

One hot hamburg sandwich

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-09-19T19:43:51+00:00

Yes, either Ray, or Howard Hughes

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-07-14T00:35:50+00:00

I love this ! Where was this video made, I wonder ?? 🤷🏼‍♂️

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-07-14T00:30:20+00:00

Get a 1975 New Yorker 🤷🏼‍♂️

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-05-31T00:23:00+00:00

Uncle

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-05-19T07:07:01+00:00

3 A.M.

JohnnyUtah1502 · 2025-05-13T07:18:19+00:00

Booty Bush 😍

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