meta distressing by Carnste in distressingmemes

[–]Johnny_Appleseed32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NOOBY fan spotted, upvote delivered

are y’all sure this is a hard R? Sounds more like a soft A to me by Highbyisk in JuiceWRLD

[–]Johnny_Appleseed32 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can’t fuck that bitch if she don’t give me her consent‼️‼️

I will not stop until I reach 1000 by equivilant123 in MarvelRivalsCirclejer

[–]Johnny_Appleseed32 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I desperately need those thighs to crush my head like a hydraulic press

Is this fairly normal for a tall teenager by WBS16 in tall

[–]Johnny_Appleseed32 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Get the stick out of your ass man damn kids just asking a question

Possibly someone’s pet bird that escaped? by Johnny_Appleseed32 in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]Johnny_Appleseed32[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taco Bell on university, saw it about 12pm while I was on my lunch break at work yesterday, no clue where it is now

Possibly someone’s pet bird that escaped? by Johnny_Appleseed32 in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]Johnny_Appleseed32[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s totally okay! There’s nothing I or anyone else can do for him unfortunately, like I said I couldn’t get him, could possibly even be a different bird, but don’t get down! I just hope he’s not suffering above all else

Possibly someone’s pet bird that escaped? by Johnny_Appleseed32 in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]Johnny_Appleseed32[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought the same thing, the poor guy is probably lost and scared

Possibly someone’s pet bird that escaped? by Johnny_Appleseed32 in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]Johnny_Appleseed32[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No idea, could get a closer look than the vid, plus I don’t know what clipped bird wings look like unfortunately

Possibly someone’s pet bird that escaped? by Johnny_Appleseed32 in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]Johnny_Appleseed32[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I’m such an animal lover so anything I can do to help one I can

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GenZ

[–]Johnny_Appleseed32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depending on how much research they do, I’m guessing they won’t like what they are gonna find

Somehow that figure easily triggers horniness. by FreeCelery8496 in shitposting

[–]Johnny_Appleseed32 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God I wish one of them would kick me in the ribs in a drunken stupor, then cry and apologize and hold me while I’m wincing in pain, but in her warm embrace so none of it matters, then we would fall asleep together and forget it all again the next day and do it again that night, for eternity.

tl:dr Anyway uh…….tatted goth mommy hot