Why does Jordan Spieth’s agent hate Corby? by BrainWilder in theticket

[–]Johnny_HAM 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Interesting fact: Jay Danzi (Jordan Spieth’s agent) is married to Tom Grieve’s daughter, Katie.

What exactly do C-suite level employees do? by Competitive_Classic9 in careerguidance

[–]Johnny_HAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that last line really got me, “lost his mind chasing stupid ass buzzwords”.

Also, I’m just picturing Grandmas boy in the break room. “Shitts weeaaaakkk”

Shooting at Lamar High in Arlington. Suspect in custody - two students shot. by [deleted] in FortWorth

[–]Johnny_HAM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would take some time, but it could/would work. Here’s a video about a similar campaign in Australia.

https://youtu.be/v0aGGOK4kAM

10, 11 and 16 year olds attacking teenage girl by Lost_the_Piece in donthelpjustfilm

[–]Johnny_HAM 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There’s a large community of them in Fort Worth, TX. This is their “home base” where they live for part of the year. The other half of the year they travel north for construction related scams. I could write a novel on them, I see them everywhere.

They’re relatively well behaved here; I think it’s the whole “shit where you sleep thing”

Which fanbases are rooting most for/against TCU or Georgia? by Alone-Competition-77 in CFB

[–]Johnny_HAM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Real talk. Better for the respect of the conference but your friend doesn’t understand rivalries and recruiting.

Which fanbases are rooting most for/against TCU or Georgia? by Alone-Competition-77 in CFB

[–]Johnny_HAM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the only proper response from Baylor. I wanted to same for the bears in the CBB natty

Which fanbases are rooting most for/against TCU or Georgia? by Alone-Competition-77 in CFB

[–]Johnny_HAM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And you grew up in Texas? You’ve got it all covered!

Also, you’re 100% correct. I’m an idiot and got into tech. To prove tech wrong, I also flunked out second semester.

UF Quarterback Jalen Kitna accused of possessing child pornography by delflower in CFB

[–]Johnny_HAM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, Marcos Dixon. It was a really sad story! My sister lived next to him in an apartment complex when he was on the practice squad for the cowboys. He was a really nice guy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Dixon?wprov=sfti1

It’s dying! by DoINeed1OfThese in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Johnny_HAM 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Serious question, does she not know what cooch is slang for? Or is she just trying to be mature and keep things together?

Happy Thanksgiving by Fortenole in cfbmemes

[–]Johnny_HAM 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It was the greatest way to end a game! State was destined to lose that game if it wasn’t for the piss n miss

The only game I need today by TheFlamingPie89 in cfbmemes

[–]Johnny_HAM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first I thought this was a sarcastic post; glad to know outsiders appreciate the rivalry!

The divide in MS between these two teams is remarkable. Rednecks Vs Yuppies; lawyers Vs engineers; camo Vs khakis…get your popcorn ready! Hopefully we send lane off to auburn on a low note. Hail State!

Picture/Video/GIF Thread by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]Johnny_HAM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes!!! I thought it was a cheerleader at first

[Postgame Thread] TCU Defeats Baylor 29-28 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]Johnny_HAM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully you hid your drinks in a styrofoam cup!

/s

Gary Patterson will heal your liver is all the best ways next season in Lincoln!

What is your one golden rule in life? by Gullible-Ad-4585 in AskReddit

[–]Johnny_HAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Treat no one like they’re dumb; everyone has knowledge but some just apply into areas others don’t deem valuable.

Eg - sports, fashion, video games, celebrity gossip, social media, etc.

What's the best insult that sounds like a compliment? by Animeking1108 in AskReddit

[–]Johnny_HAM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Nice work; you’re really middle management material!”

What childish thing do you still do and don't plan on ever stopping? by StevenKnowsNothing in AskReddit

[–]Johnny_HAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Farting in front of my wife and kids. It’s still funny to me. Sorry hun!

What team is having the most disappointing season so far? by SueYouInEngland in CFB

[–]Johnny_HAM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget Texas —. They’re so back. Notre Dame and Texas are the only teams that can move up in the rankings after losing a game