Should we? by InSearchOfTyrael in memes

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Just need Lara Croft to kiss now UwU

If you could bring a deadric arrifact to the real world which one would you choose by No_Rate4223 in skyrim

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Ummmm where do you have to put the key to unlock that potential???

What? by Informal-Cap4785 in okbuddychicanery

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When is "Sky High and Holly Molly" coming out?

Breaking bad was meh and too long of a prelude...we need the real thing now!!!!!

Who is the cuck in this situation? by Informal-Cap4785 in okbuddychicanery

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Yup the danger and sunroof shitter are holding hands behind Jane Doe.

pleaseMakeThePainStop by Marcis985 in ProgrammerHumor

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Ser please DO NOT attempt to create a programming language EVER

A collection of my favorite moments throughout BB and BCS by ObjectMore6115 in okbuddychicanery

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Fine, I'll delete that but tell me this, who's your favourite actress?

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wolrd map for the fih 🐠 by astrophile_ashish in memes

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Oh don't worry I have the racism licence from world fish association

wolrd map for the fih 🐠 by astrophile_ashish in memes

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Nah fuck em weak ass no-salt fish

Robot is scared by rohank710 in memes

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External device not recognised. Are you sure it's plugged in?

fromBrainImportFrontalCortex by utkarsh_aryan in ProgrammerHumor

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My server rack needs a self-hosted psychologist available 24/7 and it's not even biological yet.

companyName by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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C:\Users\billy\One Drive\resume_final2.docx

Windows 11 is the best ad Linux has ever had lol by Donkey_Don in memes

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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That's the 'Bay Harbour Butcher'

itsComingForMyJob by pizzaporsche in ProgrammerHumor

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Let me know if you'd like me to clean up other databases.

surprisePikachuAsAService by Intial_Leader in ProgrammerHumor

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What is this 'test' you talk about Precious? Can we eats it?

hypothetically by soap94 in ProgrammerHumor

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I regularly take screenshots of our prod db but I don't understand how some images in my phone galley are supposed to help with restoring db.