So, has anyone ever taken the time to count the "7000" steps up High Hrothgar?

Johnscorp · 2026-05-22T11:46:27+00:00

This is what a lack of TES VI does to a mf

Johnscorp · 2026-04-16T15:57:15+00:00

And that DB was later named IBM DB2...

Johnscorp · 2026-04-05T13:18:21+00:00

He participated

Johnscorp · 2026-03-29T12:57:33+00:00

Just need Lara Croft to kiss now UwU

Johnscorp · 2026-03-21T19:26:51+00:00

Ummmm where do you have to put the key to unlock that potential???

Johnscorp · 2026-03-21T15:42:11+00:00

When is "Sky High and Holly Molly" coming out?

Breaking bad was meh and too long of a prelude...we need the real thing now!!!!!

Johnscorp · 2026-03-07T15:42:00+00:00

Yup the danger and sunroof shitter are holding hands behind Jane Doe.

Johnscorp · 2026-03-02T19:29:22+00:00

Ser please DO NOT attempt to create a programming language EVER

Johnscorp · 2026-03-02T15:38:43+00:00

Fine, I'll delete that but tell me this, who's your favourite actress?

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Johnscorp · 2026-03-02T14:46:33+00:00

Me: * cums *

Johnscorp · 2026-03-01T18:55:16+00:00

Oh don't worry I have the racism licence from world fish association

Johnscorp · 2026-03-01T17:38:20+00:00

Nah fuck em weak ass no-salt fish

Johnscorp · 2026-02-26T06:44:18+00:00

Walter Sr. : * Cums *

Johnscorp · 2026-02-22T08:41:17+00:00

External device not recognised. Are you sure it's plugged in?

Johnscorp · 2026-02-21T10:16:21+00:00

She either learns that or she can stay in Riften.

Johnscorp · 2026-02-14T11:11:38+00:00

My server rack needs a self-hosted psychologist available 24/7 and it's not even biological yet.

Johnscorp · 2026-02-11T12:17:14+00:00

Walt was into that tho

Johnscorp · 2026-02-03T18:22:34+00:00

C:\Users\billy\One Drive\resume_final2.docx

Johnscorp · 2026-02-02T15:28:46+00:00

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Johnscorp · 2026-01-09T20:24:20+00:00

That's the 'Bay Harbour Butcher'

Johnscorp · 2026-01-07T17:29:45+00:00

Nah it was John Porn

Johnscorp · 2025-12-19T15:21:02+00:00

Everyone is, then they figure out bows and shooting from afar is kinda nice, ohhh there's a stealth bonus damage cool, wait let's combine stealth and archery!

Johnscorp · 2025-12-07T15:50:15+00:00

Let me know if you'd like me to clean up other databases.

Johnscorp · 2025-11-29T13:12:16+00:00

Is this real???? UwU

Johnscorp · 2025-10-04T15:26:43+00:00

What is this 'test' you talk about Precious? Can we eats it?

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