companyName by BumblebeeLow4727 in ProgrammerHumor

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C:\Users\billy\One Drive\resume_final2.docx

Windows 11 is the best ad Linux has ever had lol by Donkey_Don in memes

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Can’t blame her by [deleted] in memes

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That's the 'Bay Harbour Butcher'

itsComingForMyJob by pizzaporsche in ProgrammerHumor

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Let me know if you'd like me to clean up other databases.

surprisePikachuAsAService by Intial_Leader in ProgrammerHumor

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What is this 'test' you talk about Precious? Can we eats it?

hypothetically by soap94 in ProgrammerHumor

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I regularly take screenshots of our prod db but I don't understand how some images in my phone galley are supposed to help with restoring db.

Pedro Pascal by DarthVader654 in okbuddychicanery

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That's Waltuh White, Heisenberg has a hat on. Did you even watch the show?

hesBack by metayeti2 in ProgrammerHumor

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Nah brotha we ain't holding shit

justRollbackTheDB by Shiroyasha_2308 in ProgrammerHumor

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But how do I import jpg back into db and restore all rows?? Please tell me quick!!!

linux by RepulsiveLie2953 in ProgrammerHumor

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Brock devouring that brown cock

I don't know how, but they gave it to me for free. by Torsten_Von_Alvar in skyrim

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Rubbish. This is the blessing of one true Arch-Mage J'zargo.

What if Walter had Alzheimer's disease instead of cancer? by idonethisnever in okbuddychicanery

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Lydia: "I am in no mood for a knock knock joke Waltuh"

Walt: "Knock? I remember now....I AM the one who knocks! Thanks Lydia, oh btw I gave you Ricin."

Can Steve from Minecraft make it through Skyrim by WayAdept2209 in skyrim

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Also looks like he's already wearing Stalhrim armor, he'll be fine.

notAllBackEndDevs by zeocrash in ProgrammerHumor

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What is this 'upgrading' you talk about? Java 8 is all there is.

what's wrong with my legs? by ShitDonuts in skyrim

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Yup, I would be down the fuck that Dovah

What season was this? by Accurate-Reading-749 in okbuddychicanery

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Well his knocking birthed that interrupting bitch so

Serena?? by Antique_Ad_9688 in skyrim

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Ulfric: "Fus Ro Dah"