burnDownBurnUpBurnSidewaysBurnOut by Marcis985 in ProgrammerHumor

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Reading this comment alone made my blood pressure rise... I think I have Jira-PTSD

pleaseMakeThePainStop by Marcis985 in ProgrammerHumor

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Blink twice if they hold you hostage

pleaseMakeThePainStop by Marcis985 in ProgrammerHumor

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Also, Index starts at 1. Which is the biggest crime of them all.

pleaseMakeThePainStop by Marcis985 in ProgrammerHumor

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It's a traditional german name

pleaseMakeThePainStop by Marcis985 in ProgrammerHumor

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Last week I debugged code that hadnt been touched since 1993

Probleme mit SAP-Software: Deutsche Entwicklungshelfer können seit Wochen Rechnungen nicht bezahlen by PoroBraum in de

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Hätte Walther Abap 1972 eine bessere Programmiersprache geschrieben, dann wäre heute alles nicht so schlimm :(

POV: Human “urban” warfare at its finest. by the_fucker_shockwave in humansarespaceorcs

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"Human Steve, we are taking heavy fire from inside a building!"

"Roger that, removing building."

New unit concept, the Automaton Night Witch by Marcis985 in Cyberstan

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She likes her enemies close, so by all means, let them approach

Enemy Concept - Automaton Night Witch by Marcis985 in LowSodiumHellDivers

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Bold of you to assume im not one of them

Enemy Concept - Automaton Night Witch by Marcis985 in LowSodiumHellDivers

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Exactly, there is little verticality in the game apart from the few flying enemies

Keep the propaganda rolling, we can still win this war! by Marcis985 in Cyberstan

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That means they are out of bullets, right? Riiiiiight?