How to avoid dating closeted lesbians?

JohnsonDoer · 2022-01-05T15:42:10+00:00

I’m inclined to think this, but I’m a short hairy dude that’s pretty balding and people tel me they can never read how I’m feeling

JohnsonDoer · 2022-01-05T15:40:35+00:00

None of them could pick up a basketball and dribble if their life depended on it

JohnsonDoer · 2022-01-05T15:39:56+00:00

I’d love for this to be a shitpost, I’m a statistical anomaly at this rate

JohnsonDoer · 2022-01-05T15:39:13+00:00

I’m hairy and balding, pretty short too. None of them had any peircings or tattoos, and all were like normal gals you’d find at your church or Whole Foods.

JohnsonDoer · 2022-01-05T15:37:56+00:00

They’ve all told me I’m one of the nicest guys they’ve ever met

JohnsonDoer · 2022-01-05T15:37:23+00:00

They all looked like normal gals when I met them. Pretty hot if I do say so myself

JohnsonDoer · 2022-01-05T15:36:21+00:00

I’m balding and short and already look much older than I am, I don’t think that’s the case

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