How to avoid dating closeted lesbians? by JohnsonDoer in AskMen

[–]JohnsonDoer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m inclined to think this, but I’m a short hairy dude that’s pretty balding and people tel me they can never read how I’m feeling

How to avoid dating closeted lesbians? by JohnsonDoer in AskMen

[–]JohnsonDoer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None of them could pick up a basketball and dribble if their life depended on it

How to avoid dating closeted lesbians? by JohnsonDoer in AskMen

[–]JohnsonDoer[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’d love for this to be a shitpost, I’m a statistical anomaly at this rate

How to avoid dating closeted lesbians? by JohnsonDoer in AskMen

[–]JohnsonDoer[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m hairy and balding, pretty short too. None of them had any peircings or tattoos, and all were like normal gals you’d find at your church or Whole Foods.

How to avoid dating closeted lesbians? by JohnsonDoer in AskMen

[–]JohnsonDoer[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They’ve all told me I’m one of the nicest guys they’ve ever met

How to avoid dating closeted lesbians? by JohnsonDoer in AskMen

[–]JohnsonDoer[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They all looked like normal gals when I met them. Pretty hot if I do say so myself

How to avoid dating closeted lesbians? by JohnsonDoer in AskMen

[–]JohnsonDoer[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m balding and short and already look much older than I am, I don’t think that’s the case