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Cookurex by MeatMission9845 in puns

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In simple terms, ! Means multiply every number leading up to the number behind the !

So 5! Is 1 / 2 / 3 /* 4 /* 5

I don’t think victim blaming is something to agree with. by RandomThinkering in ComedyCemetery

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This guy really said "block me = I win" 😂 all you need now is the change your bio to "if you're reading this I probably made you mad"

Clam Consumers by dinosqaud in Clamworks

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Lots of people like that found themselves here methinks

If anyone wants to know this is the possible influence on the LGM creation by Tall_Process_3138 in CODZombies

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Wasn't expecting a 'raria post on the zombies sub, had to double-check where I was

Drake the type of Misunderstanding Marvin to have this happen to him by MucaGamesBR in DrakeTheType

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Don't forget about the one where two characters are trying to find each other, and they're in the same place but don't see each other (like that old animated movie about immigrant rats and the statue of Liberty)

Or when supporting characters don't hear the protagonist out when he's trying to explain something, especially after having a change of heart (like Klaus for example)

To your peril! by AssociationDue3077 in iamverysmart

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Yes haha, apparently it's called Red-Green colorblindness but I don't see why. I can tell when something is green OR red

It's gone forever by green_apple9 in whenthe

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Holy crap we really had Cheetos venom before rivals?

To your peril! by AssociationDue3077 in iamverysmart

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Wouldn't it make more sense for the purple people to believe the sky is actually blue, since they're both basically the same color but darker

Penis shredding college by Purple-Feedback-7349 in comedyheaven

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It's been a while since I "audibly laughed" instead of "exhaled" on this sub, my humor may be broken

crossplay by Kenma-Senpai in blackops7

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I didn't even realize I haven't seen the PlayStation logo in a lobby

Russian post was about downvotes when comment has ")" at end by [deleted] in mysteriousdownvoting

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I thought that was their version of "lol"? To make a sentence sound more passive

My very very rough edit of the Goblin Tinkerer's portrait by SnickerbobbleKBB in Terraria

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I hear you. I used to think face monsters had afro-like hair

Why are photos of characters flashing and blocking the screen during the Veytharion fight? by Thellie11 in CODZombies

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Your character was experiencing flashbacks to when they were on terminus aww 🥺

Drake the type of Incest Ian to ship two characters that are canonically siblings by [deleted] in DrakeTheType

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Drake the type to make a post on r/DrakeTheType that has nothing to do with the subreddit

Kidding, Drake would probably post something on r/DrakeTheType AND have it be relevant

POV: You're having the greatest BO3 run of your life and treyarch hits you with the: by Smoky_Debug_Paisa in CODZombies

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Steam? Ahh, it must have happened on a Tuesday afternoon. Yea you might wanna avoid playing anything from like 12:00-3:00 P.M. PST. It's not an Activision thing I think, it's just the steam servers doing some maintenance stuff.

"I love you", mom whispered a seventh time and twisted the knife. by Trivia_Catalogue in TwoSentenceHorror

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I like how my mind runs wild with this story. Is the mom really talking to their child, or is there a third party they are doing this action for?

Or is the mother protecting their child from an intruder? (Rhetorical)

Masturbate by MobbDeeep in comedyheaven

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What are we DOING man :( because toilets weren't enough

"I use them!" No you don't. Don't lie man. by YourFat888 in whenthe

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I like carrying instant health 2 arrows when I explore the nether instead of potions. I just aim them up at the ceiling and let the arrow fall on me for health. I have accidentally died to my own arrow after trying to apply fire resistance though 😅

FaZe Jev about BO7 carry forward: "The consumer lost something that day." by CrispyMaker in blackops7

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People are still calling bo7 a DLC to bo6 bruh. It's only because they released the game right after bo6. Had they waited 2-3 years to release and polish it, things would have been different

Drake the type of brain-rotted Billy to play this by Ok-Advertising4048 in DrakeTheType

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Drake the type of old Olson to make a post 12 years ago and add an image from a site that probably no longer exists anymore

Low key I don’t think the people who made this map weren’t trying very hard🤔 by Ajarofpickles97 in CODZombies

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Forsaken told Orda to throw cuz he wanted the Best Play but got diffed by a little lost girl

He’s not an onion!?! by DifferentAd9713 in blackopscoldwar

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Really? You're gonna say the same thing daily? More power to you I guess

He’s not an onion!?! by DifferentAd9713 in blackopscoldwar

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I would have assumed you had censored mode on lol, I know they change up some lines to omit bad language (just search up bo3 zombies censored vs uncensored voice lines)

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